No, it’s not the start of a joke, it really did happen! Cite.
I know it’s terrible, but if I’d been the counter person, I would have been tempted to say “You want fries with that?”
At least he didn’t back into a bar.
Do I hear disco music playing?
Lucky he didn’t go into a KFC, he would have been asked to leave 
Don’t be too rough on him.
He deserved a break today.
That place was worse then Detroit!
But had a GREAT dance associated with it
His name was Mack.
Big Mac the Knife?
hold the ketchup.
I was going to ask if he ordered a big mac, and then sit back relax and bask in in my unique and profound wittiness. But, I was ninja’d:(
It was dangerous for him to do that though, he could have gotten arrested for carrying a concealed weapon.
It wasn’t concealed and the blade was safely sheathed.
Yeah, when I see a mob of men hurling bottles at each other, I tend to mind my own business.
They were throwing bottles, who would have thought one would have a knife? 
At any rate, that’s an area I won’t beheading to anytime soon.
Well, that’s not very good sportsmanship. You don’t bring a knife to a bottle fight.:mad:
Was that a stab at humour?
Before you enter a fight, make sure someone has your back.
Okay, okay, I think he got the point.
What a bunch of cutups!
The Mugombo bar in Dram Bouy is populated with lots of rejects.