I think he’s more of a Devil Dog really. Devils food cake with creamy filling. That’s definately manhattan. Ding-Dong? I don’t think so. That has all that waxy faux chocolate. ::shudder::. Ding-dong. Thems fightin’ words!
As I said above, if the section he grabbed was rife with profanity, that’s kind of a deal-breaker. Into the Pit it goes. If you truly want a thread in GD with this subject, you should try posting one without so many words that begin with the letter “f”.
I always thought of him as more of a bagel with cream cheese. No Ding-Dong, he.
No Gary, you’re confused. He really does mean “flicking us off”. “Fucking us off” doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, while “flicking us off” is a common variant of “flipping us off”, which means that Iraq is giving us the middle finger. I’m suprised you didn’t know that.
You can criticize the guy all you want, I’m not going to defend his GQ OP, but at least criticize him for something that makes sense. Otherwise, you make yourself look stupid.
So, using Manhattan is a Ding Dong as either a very simplistic Rosetta Stone or a very insane SAT word assosiation, I’ve managed to determine how it relates to the other moderators and adminstrators.
Coldfire is a Twinkie.
Arnold Winkelried is a Whatchamacallit.
David B is a Little Debbie
Czarcasm is a Ho Ho
Alphagene, John Corrado, Lynn Bodoni are all Three musketeers.
TubaDiva is a Bon Bon
C K Dexter Haven is a random lump of chocolate
bibliophage is the nougaty center
DrMatrix is just a little bit nuts
Gaudere turns her Twix
MEBuckner is that unsweetened baker’s chocolate brick
Eutychus is made from carob, which is actually a rare treat but invariably makes children say “hey, this isn’t real chocolate!”
Ukulele Ike isn’t so much a full fledged dessert as an after dinner mint. Just a tiny one.
TVeblen is a Godiva chocolate, which you would think might go well next to Lynn but you’d be wrong because I said so.
Cajun Man is Mr. Goodbar which isn’t so much an insult as a state of being
and UncleBeer is a Nutter Butter
Let’s be honest…
That would be ‘bagel with a schmear…’, right?
People, please! It’s still half an hour 'till lunchtime.
WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE TRION!!!
But is he a Ding Ding-Dong or a Dong Ding-Dong? That’s what I want to know!
I may have to eat Arnold Winklereid when next I see him. And bibliophage.
manny put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.
OK, I"m done. I promise.
Ding-ding-ding! We have a winner!
You’re doing a fairly good job of that yourself.
Hey hey! Hidden inside that triple simulpost, was the much sought after snack cake double post! Who da man?! High five!
We mainly look for idiots and small children to pick on. But it can be dangerous belittling the children if, indeed, they are already quite small.
Thanks for playing.
It should also be noted that in this area of the word the equivalent to giving someone the bird is a way of telling someone to fuck off with a gesture.
Day-um! Another tripler, when citing my tripler. Gotta go pick up some lotto tix.
flicking someone off, aka flipping someone off, aka flipping the bird, aka giving the finger, etc. Here is a demonstration by yours truly 
http://userpic.livejournal.com/1157246/4799
And Joe_Cool is, obviously, a York Peppermint Patty.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
I’ve seen some silly rants, but this one really takes the “cake”.
I’m so sorry. I swear I’m done now.
Uncle Beer, don’t be such a Sunny Doodle, OK?
::I am SO sorry.::