YeahthatswhatImeant.
Man, the mods are all in a big conspiracy against me.
not to worry, there’s also great quantities of folks who appreciate a fine tuned pun, including my esteemed self, Fenris and Scylla (heh heh heh - I know Scylla does vanity searches this’ll get him… )
As I said, nothing personal. Other people like it, but I can’t stand it.
Actually, the bartender will probably try to pass off the Green Label on you - it’s a bit cheaper.
And everyone knows yo make a proper Manhattan with bourbon, not rye.
Won’t somebody think of the flicking children, goldarn it?
…and the circle is complete.
Now, what was the OP about?
Mister Me wants Manhatten even though he can’t have him.
Oh, the drama.
wha-
Oh, I get it. When you bite into a Joe_Cool, you get the sensation that you’re whooshing down the alpine slopes?
- All-singing, all-dancing pun threads.
- Lists with less than three items.
So you want to pun-ish people who use a play on words?
If I never see “Hi Opal” or a thread relating to the function of your internal organs again, then I promise to never post another pun to the board.
You’re mean. Now I’m feeling all a-scairt and puny. MOM!
Baloney. A manhattan made with bourbon is a bourbon manhattan. A manhattan made with rye is a manhattan.
Like with martinis. If you want a vodka martini, you have to specify the booze. If you say simply “martini,” you get gin.
People who put things into their bourbon or their rye should stick to vodka drinks.
Straight up, bartender. In fact, leave the bottle.
you know I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many mods in one thread before… and nearly all of them have chosen to ignore the OP and discuss alcohol instead.
good for them.
Paul Simon is.
Ahem.
Cite?
Tripler
Vanity searching? Moi?