I’m not going to respond to your moronic questions. You know something, you’ve been a prick ever since you got your ass handed to you at Wingcup. I hope you find someone else to put all of your misery on soon.
OK, people, we are NOT gonna have board wars on the Straight Dope.
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Adman, until you’ve established yourself better, I don’t want you bitching about anything or anyone. Confine yourself to positive contributions for about a month or so before you start complaining again. If all you have to do is bitch about stuff and try to stir up a board war, I see no reason to let you do it on a message board that I moderate.
Lynn Bodoni
Administrator
For the Straight Dope
Sorry Lynn, I’ll ease back as you ask, and check out the rest of this fun looking message board.
Ok, now you’ve done.
And no amount of chocolate is going to ease the “Wrath Of Bodoni”.
Divine intervetion is your only hope now.
Lynn gets more done in 10 minutes of board time than most people do all day…
and then Manhattan pimp slaps you and yells " look at me when i close your thread bitch !"
I would recommend that Adman take a break… get away from your computer for a day, go have a drink, watch some TV! Punch a cushion or something, blow off steam! Take a nice, DEEEEEEP breath, and relax. Ignore this thread, kick back, and just enjoy yourself!
You’ll be a lot less miserable, I promise.
As for Wingasaurus and Englishman… welcome aboard. Interesting, amusing people are always a pleasure to have around.
Worse, you have to roll 1d10 for damage on it.
Actually, it’s 12d6+50 for damage, no save, GMRyujin. When I smite, I don’t mess around. I just leave a mess around.
I thought Lynn WAS divine itervention.
Cecil is obviously a Santa Claus DM.
Who was that masked man?
Ms. Bodoni… you are my idol. I can only hope to attain the level of asskickitude which you seem to have been born with. Are you going to give a seminar at some point?
And oh yeah… Adman, I’m glad to see that your responses have become somewhat less… assholeish. I don’t know if you’re even reading this thread anymore, but if you are, don’t bother responding. I think the flood will slow down eventually. Just go post in other places like MPSIMS or General Questions. I’d like to see your other facets.
My final comment is that I will leave this situation right where it is and explore the rest of the board now. The administrator has expressed disdain for “board wars” and this kind of fighting, so I will try to get to know all of you better and leave the 971ers out of my posts.
As for the 971ers, I honestly think they are just here to recruit now. So here’s the low down on that board, not that I’m promoting it, I’m giving an honest opinion. It’s a small community (about 200 people), most members are from Detroit, Michigan. Replys are not as quick as here, but it’s good if you want to get to know people on a more personal level as opposed to 35,000 members.
I will not make posts about them anymore for the dope members’ sake, but I’m sure the average Joe would think they are okay. That’s the last you’ll hear about them, so if this thread is closed now I will not complain.
I meant replies not replys, sorry.
Maybe it’s the House Rules?
Ah, it’s nice to see the entire situation resolved so nicely. It’s like a sitcom!
On a serious note,
Well, welcome to the board, Adman. Whatever happened on the previous board it must have been a big deal for you. But the thing is life goes on, those feuds become memories, a thing of the past and rightfully so. No point in carrying the past around and because of it, end up pissing everyone you meet.
Forgive and forget, if only it’s for your own sake.
There’s no need to prove to anyone you are a nice guy or not a jerk. And even more pointless to try to grab people’s attention to it. A reputation is made in a lifetime and could be demolished in second, and time itself is a good judge of character.
If you have truly just overeacted, well I guess I take back what I said about you earlier, but I will still say it, though with other words. “Do you have problems with authourity?” this is all I want to get across and I hope you would consider that point.
Best wishes, and hope this is your last in being flamed here.
With guest stars appearance, resolvation within 3 pages (that fast considering the usual length of pit threads), lots of funny bits here and there and a pinch of conventional wisdom that will all help us to be better men!
I am in love with Lynn.