I refuse to buy anything that forces me to use an app to operate.
I might be limiting myself but i do not need the frustration.
So, what does ‘curb your dog’ mean to you? The curb is that cement border between lawn and street. That’s where you need to control your dog to pee/poo. Your dog poops and pees where he pleases?
My mace cannister goes off where it pleases and that may mean straight into your dogs eyes.
Mace my dog and see what fucking happens. I don’t care whose lawn we’re on.
Yikes: it’s not the dog’s fault. Animal cruelty is not cool.
Try it. Fun Fact: in my state if you kill as dog ( not even maim it ) it, it’s a $200 fine.
Attack a person, it’s hundreds of thousands of dollars fine and 5-8 in jail.
You want to try that? Try it. Let’s see if you have enough money left to bury your dog.
I’ve actuality been maced. It is not fun, at all, but it is reasonably easy to deal with, because I am an adult human. (Thanks, over-zealous police officer)
To mace a dog is animal abuse.
I’m going to make sure the macer gets some lovely prizes:
- A professional photo shoot - two photos, one from the front & one from the side
- Jewelry - two bracelets, interconnected
Not if it’s self-defense…& I’d sue your estate over the assault, asshole! You’re seriously going to mace a dog for eliminating, before the owner even has a chance to clean it up?
You think I’d give a shit? Listen, I’m 60 and I don’t have a lot, but I have my dog. He is everything to me. If you walked up and even pointed a canister of mace at him, the last thing I’d be thinking about is how uncomfortable my jail cell would be because I wouldn’t care. I’d be on you like ugly on an ape.
What the fuck is wrong with you, you psycho. I know you are certifiable but this is a lot even from you.
Did Colbert pee in your Cheerios this morning?
A dog has no right to self defense ( and intentionally pulling a dog to eliminate on a lawn is a crime ).
The law is on my side.
( What prison did you get your law degree at anyway? )
You attacking me would probably be the last thing you’d ever do then.
Sad.
I thought he was off making more episodes of Star Trek, but whatever.
Again. Do you think I give a shit? I stand up for what’s important to me and I’m not talking about my fucking lawn, your materialistic fuckhead.
Then curb/control your dog. Is that too hard?
Mind your own fucking business. That’s even easier.
Sure gives a new perspective on MSH claiming that all his neighbors hate him… Gee I wonder why, you sure seem like such a nice and level-headed and totally not crazy guy.
My property, my business.
Your dog, your business.
What’s so hard to understand? Make all the internet personal death threats you like.
Maybe walk your dog elswhere?
You’re the psycho that traipsed in here about macing dogs.
I pick up after my dog. I’m responsible. If you’ve got a sign on your lawn saying no dogs, I won’t be an asshole. But my dog shits and pees on grass or dirt. There are no sidewalks here. So people deal with it. Happily, because most people in The Villages (despite being MAGA-adjacent at the least) love their pets.
I get the feeling your the type of dick who charge out of your house to yell at me for my dog peeing on the lawn next door.
You’re.
Have A Nice Day!
Typo. Eat my ass.