So one mediocre, forgettable singer does a poor cover of a crappy, overwrought soundtrack song by another mediocre, forgettable singer? Big deal.
The Academy Awards lost any shred of credibility they had left when they gave the Oscar for Best Song to that piece of immediately forgettable shit by Phil Collins over, at the very least, the vastly superior “Blame Canada!” by Trey Parker and Mark Shaiman, and “Save Me,” by Aimee Mann.
What we should do is wire up her corpse with dynamite and then at her funeral when all the other no-talent diva wannabes (Whitney, Brittney, Christina et al) come and check her casket to make sure she’s really dead we light the fuse and let them have it.
Let’s see Mariah’s career progression:
Teen queen Whitney wanna be.
Career going nowhere
Marrys her producer (Tommy Mottola)
Hubby becomes record label chief
Mariah’s career revives
Divorces hubby
Cultivates an image that’s so scuzzy even a dead goat felcher wouldn’t touch her.
I wouldn’t fuck that no-talent bitch with someone elses dick.
Keith
Coldfire - thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!! It’s about time someone mentioned what a stupid bitch Maria Carey is!
Must admit I’m having a little trouble with the concept of anyone being able to ruin something by Phil Collins.
I’d do her.
Coldfire, Tommy Mottola paid Mariah Carey millions of dollars for her CDs AND shagged her. And married her. I’m not sure taking him out and shooting him is enough. Crucifixion may be in order.
Coldfire, I have nothing to add, because you are absolutely right.
BTW, Mariah does NOT have an 8 octave range http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/carey.htm
But it doesn’t matter, no matter what her range is, she should be shot. I hate the bitch.
Yes, ahem, I’ve been trying to hold back on this:
Mariah Carey butchered the song Against All Odds by Phil Collins? Why would you listen to ANY version of this song by ANY artist?
Does it bother anyone that this woman has no pores on her skin whatsoever??? Spooky!!!
I only can stand one song of Mariah’s, that is, um, her version of O Holy Night, and that’s only because it’s one of my favorite holiday hymns.
And I actually like Collins…ducks
But yeah, I agree, Mariah’s an idiot.
I can’t BELIEVE she remade that song…what is her deal?
Whitney’s pretty bad too, if you ask me, they deserve each other.
I wouldn’t discount that theory right away. My friends dog used to cover her ears as if in pain during Mariah Carey songs.
Then PETA stormed in and destroyed the CD.
I probably shouldn’t ask for facts in a rant, but… Do you know if Collins did give her permission to cover the song? It wouldn’t suprise me if he did, and that’s probably what happened (I’m sure Phil enjoys money as much as the next guy), but it is possible that she recorded and released it without his permission. Anyways, just curiosity on my part.
Thanks, Coldfire.
I’ve been working with psychotherapists for several years now, in an attempt to suppress my white-hot hatred for MC Whiner. Now it’s all come flooding back to the surface. Thank Goddess I don’t own any guns.
Anyway, I think what I currently hate most about her is that VH-1 commercial, with her in the swimming pool. She’s wearing shoes. Not just shoes–high heels. WTF? WTF? WTF? Swimming with shoes on is not sexy. But I bet it will make guys think “Hey, if this broad is stupid enough to wear shoes in a swimming pool, I bet if I bought her a new pair, she’d blow me.”
I’m no brainiac, but Jeeeeeeezus Keeeeeeeerist, she makes me feel like a rocket scientist.
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Mariah fucking Carey? Mariah’s fucking Drew Carey? EWWWWWWWWWW
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Now… could someone please fetch a robe made of boarbristle so this annoying, slutty, sparrow-squicker (hey, alliteration!) can stop nauseating the discerning public? Thank you.
::gets on loudspeaker:: “Cleanup on aisle five! Somebody vomited all over the “Butterfly” display… again!”
I heard all I need to know about this brainless twit when I read her reaction to a reporter’s comment about starving Somalians. sHE SAID something to the effect of, “Yes, it’s so sad about those people but at least they stay so nice and thin. You can never be too skinny”. What more do we need to hear?
In fact, the last real brawl I had with my brother was when he insisted on playing her goddam noise OVER and OVER until I snapped. We discussed the issue in detail and at some length. Then I bought him another stereo and he paid for the bay window. I don’t think even he really likes her singing, he was just in heat.
I just took a screwdriver and popped the caps lock key off my keyboard.
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/artists.htm#jordan
While I agree it’s something I can imagine her saying… unfortunately, it’s not true.
Actually, the whole thing about her comments about the starving kids and the death of King Hussein were Urban Legends…I think there’s something about it at Snopes.
Yep… 
While we’re all for truth and correct quotes and facts and all, can’t we make an exception in this case and attribute the quotes to her anyway?
Stop the press!!! AHhhhhhhh, don’t talk about Mariah like that!!! She is a Godess, how dare you blaspheme her!!! Shhhesh you people got nothing better to do?? Leaver her alone!!