Marine petitions for conscientious objector status; didn't know Marines were violent

Name and proof, please. In other words: cite?

You are like a broken record. I can’t wait to hear your rants about Bush being behind SARS.

This guy is a malingerer, pure and simple. He should be put in a medical unit and assigned to carry bodies all day. Whatever they do, they shouldn’t let him out until after the war is over. He’s a disgrace to the Marines, real conscientious objectors, and people who are really homosexual. What a tool…

From a story offering more detail:

I’m envious of everyone on this board who had completely developed their permanent and unchanging sense of moral and ethical values by the time they turned 19. I know my life certainly would have been easier had I frozen my thinking at age 19 and never developed any further than where I was emotionally and morally in 1987. Congratulations to those of you who acheived this awesome feat.

Oh, and astorian?

Fuck you, you bigoted fucktarded fuck.

Well, of course he’s going to say that, duh.

Were you aware that Astorian is quoting from a Monty Python sketch?

Jesus freakin cheeraist on a pogo stick–his recruiter ‘pressured’ him into enlisting?! Call me silly, but recruiters don’t tend to barge into peoples’ homes and force them to enlist. Everyone with two brain cells to rub together knows that Marines have a violent job. He’s a malingerer, plain and simple. He should be put in a Graves Registration unit (no combat there) until hostilities are concluded. He’s a disgrace and I have no sympathy for him.

Gutless Funk will hopefully get a dishonorable dishcharge, which will be more then enough punishment for him.

If going AWOL, suddenly claiming to be gay, and attempting to get CO status don’t set off your bullshit detector, you’re a fool.

He is even a disgrace to conscientious objectors everywhere. I can’t count the number of stories about CO’s who became medics in Viet Nam, and died trying to save their platoons without a care for their own safety.

He is a coward, pure and simple.

Hrm. This tells me I must be misconstruing the definition of “conscientious objector,” because my definition doesn’t allow them to be in war AT ALL, in any role.

So can someone tell me what exactly it means, and how it still allows people to have combat duty?

Class. How many misstatements about the United States military, conscientious objectors, and what it requires to get a particular type of discharge from said military do you see in this thread so far?

I don’t see how this guy could be an example of someone who signed up thinking he wouldn’t see any fighting. A year ago when he signed up, GWB was already on the post-9/11 warpath. I feel kind of sorry for the kid. He fucked up and made a bad decision, which all of us have done. But when we choose the wrong major or take a bad job, we don’t end up being forced to kill and possibly be killed.

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I think you folks calling this kid daft and dumb haven’t been at all paying attention to the recruiting techniques of the US military.

Seen the ads on TV? “Earn money for college, and get life skills you can apply to a career in or outside of the armed forces,” or something to that affect.

Military recruiting isn’t about getting kids who want to fight, it’s about getting kids who feel insecure either financially or otherwise about their future, and convincing them that the military will suit their needs.

When I was in my senior year of high school the Marines were trying to recruit me pretty heavily. We never talked about fighting, death, or blood. It was all about character, strength, and honor.

It seems fairly obvious to me how someone could be easily lulled into the idea that a career in the armed forces could be done without actual fighting.

Recruiters DO apply some pretty constant pressure on kids that they think might join the service. This includes phone calls, at least.

This guy is probably a shitbag Marine, and some of your criticisms are spot-on. However, I see a lot of ignorance about how conscientious objection works in the military. Please visit the GD thread Marine Gay Conscientious Objector where Monty and I tried to explain how application for CO discharge works. I am a CO (from the Navy), and Monty is a retired personnelman, so I hope you will take a look at what we have to say. Then you can come back here and flame this probably poser to your heart’s content.

UnuMondo

The link–it doesn’t work!!! I’d be interested to see what you said there, actually.

And I still have no sympathy for someone to moronic to figure out a) that being in the Marines means there’s a chance you’ll have to go to war (?!) and b) he can say ‘no’ and the recruiters won’t bug him any more. Like I said–Graves Registration would be an appropriate place for him.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=174673

Here are a couple of cites:

http://www.vietnamwall.org/biblio.html

http://www.geocities.com/westywesty.geo/Documents/AAR_Mar1267/aar_3-12-67_1.html

http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/philip_paulson/foxhole.html

IMHO, those are men. People who kept their beliefs to the bitter end, while still helping those with whom the did not share the same vision.