Mark your Calenders and Get Ready to Celebrate!

We’re Gonna Capture OSAMA!:

July Surprise

I’m stocking up on Duct Tape and Gas Masks to Burn at the spontaneous block party celebration events!

I know this is paranoid drivel.

That said, or over a year now I’ve been expecting such gifts between July & November 2004.

Who cares? Good if they do get 'em. I’m still not voting for Bush.