Married man pays hooker with Cheetos. O.K. They only said Frito Lay employee pays with box of chips. Yes madam I was interested in purchasing the Frito lay. Cheetos are so appropriate though for his Frito lay. Aye, yii, yii, yii.
Years ago I was walking along a nude beach when I saw a rather attractive naked women staring mindlessly out at the ocean and munching on some potato chips. The bag of chips was between her legs. Yes, it said “Lay’s.”
And me without a camera.
Note that the man didn’t get arrested. :rolleyes:
Based on ‘officer discretion,’ according to the article. Is that officer speak for ‘boys will be boys’? The junk food thing does make for a catchy headline, but clearly the story is beyond pathetic and the fact that he paid a fine and she did jail time is fucking ridiculous.
"No officer. I asked her, “How much for some snacks?”
The dude got Frito-laid.
Well, he’s having marital problems, which is clearly a euphemism for “the frigid bitch of a wife won’t give him any.” He didn’t have a choice!
I opened this thread because I read the title and thought, “I bet I know that guy.”
But, I think he has a Pepperidge Farm route, not a Frito-Lay route.
Whenever I see stuff like this, I wonder why people get arrested for this stuff, instead of some vouchers for free Prozac and birth control or something.
Can you imagine the forensics involved? They didn’t need to dust for prints, just check for telltale orange tracks in certain spots.
Well, that wouldn’t tell you anything if the man had tried to take care of business himself, first.
Is “Cheeto whore” higher or lower on the scale than “crack whore”?
Lower. Oh, so very much lower. The crack whore has an addiction and can’t buy their product in a store.
I read that as Married man plays hooker with cheetah… 
No, much higher since using crack is extremely foolish, while Cheetos are just snack food.
I do find it obnoxious ( and typical ) that she gets arrested and he doesn’t. It’s that sort of thing that makes me not take such laws seriously.
Frito-Lay could introduce a new product: Whoritos.
Yeah, but the woman looks like she could stand to lose a few pounds, so snack foods aren’t the best option, and there’s no physical addiction that’s forcing her hand. Wheras the crack whore may have chosen to smoke those first couple rocks, and now she’s physically hooked.
I know if I offered a hooker some Cheetos, all I’d get back was some Snickers.
Psh, you should hold out for a 100 Grand.
Guess she was all that and a bag of chips.
As with most other illicit vices the supplier is punished more harshly then the consumer. Makes perfect sense to me.