Hoo-boy Mundi, you were settin’ yerself up right there. Good thing for you my humor is so high, ya pole vaulter.
Married, two teenagers. He’s (the husband) still getting it. More than ever. All aspects of sex get better with time, if you ask me. More frequent, more intense, etc.
trisha
chickens don’t pee? correct?
You mean with your own spouse??? 
Fellatio, what in the hell is that!!! 
Matter of fact, what is sex???
Been married 15 years, no oral sex from the ‘better’(ha ha ha) half…Had more sex before we were married then we do now. We have two kids, and I’m still thinking it was either emaculate conception, or I had a wet dream, and she rolled into it.
Oh, and cowabunga buffalo bob! You betcha! Yep Yep!
17 + years and counting!
4 kids, many years, and still getting and giving as much as possible.
I discovered and perfected my move during the 10 years of my marriage, afterward I just fined tuned it with boyfriends.
That’s why I am so damn good. 
Not entirely fiction, you just have to negotiate better. It usually helps if you buy your wife a new BMW or a 5 carat tennis bracelet and then ask nicely. Forget the birthday angle, it only works once.
Sometimes 2 or 3 bottles of good red wine (Bolla) works but you take the chance of wasting 27 dollars that could better be used for a round of golf.
MY PARENTS HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!
And thats my final answer.
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Sorry, I mean, my husband still gets it. As do I, sometimes both at the same time!
Forget material items and alcohol. Give, and ye shall receive.
Of course they do…whattaya think they do with them peckers?
Alright, though this is off topic I have to ask. How do you do it “good”? In my life, I’ve had one girlfriend do it so good that I would literally melt. Everyone else thinks they’re munching on a carrot or something.
Feelgud–I know this is a crazy idea, but did you ever tell them they were doing it wrong? Like, “Ow! That hurts!”
The only way to improve your sex life is to be an active participant, not an observer.
I agree with Bluesman; it’s gets better ever year. Why? Because we practice a lot.
Could you provide us a list (of people to avoid)?
Been married 8 years and still getting it (the best I ever had). I still return the favor as well. Don’t close your eyes, but I plan on doing it til we are old and grey and shriveled.
John
Yeah, I do tell them “It hurts” or “The Hoover feels better”. But what I would like to do is give them constructive criticism, which I am unable to since I’m inexperienced in this field.
Yeah, I do tell them “It hurts” or “The Hoover feels better”. But what I would like to do is give them constructive criticism, which I am unable to since I’m inexperienced in this field.
I am old and gray and shriveled and we haven’t quit yet–Oral sex is where you just reminisce, right?
Feelgud–you’re making this harder than it needs to be (no pun intended). If you’ve had good oral sex before, you must have some memory of what it felt like, and why it was good. Did she use her toungue a lot? Did she stroke you? Etc. etc., no need to get graphic in this forum.
Conversely, if your partner is doing something you don’t like, try to ask for the opposite. Is she biting? Ask her not to. Is she pulling too hard? Ask her to be gentle.
You don’t even have to do this during the moment. Wait until later, when you can bring up the conversation naturally. If you both care about each other, this should be a natural conversation.