15 years, 2 kids. I’m 6, he’s 9.
lol… have 'em take their teeth out…
Just got done with some bedtime “reading”. Fiction, of course. BTW, Lucretia’s a dam’ fine author.
I’ve only had oral sex.
Uh, we broke up rather abruptly. What could I do, call her up and say “Have a good life, by the way, can you tell me what your oral sex technique is”?
It was a privilege to have known her. I’ve never met anyone else who was so good at sex. Almost seems like she was one of those geishas who went to school and learned different techniques from a long line of geishas.
Are there really women who like that kind of stuff? Seriously. Cuz personally I can’t think of a bigger waste of money, especially the tennis bracelets which are so ugly it’s just sad.
Anyway, We’d have oral sex if I had a sex drive anymore. But I don’t. So we don’t.
Married 18 years. Two kids. One cat.
Getting BJs was never really high on my priority list anyway. So I’m not concerned with frequency. But it does happen.
As long as you began this thread with a joke, here’s another in a similar vein:
How do you get a Jewish girl to stop having sex?
Marry her!
(A myth I have first-hand experience with debunking 
Oral sex? Is that when you talk dirty to each other?