I think you and elfkin can probably go start a support group or something.
My dad doing…awful things to my precious pure delicate mother.:eek:
How YOU doin’?
Originally Posted by Savannah:
If she has public hair, play with it.
Heh. Usually that typo is made the other way around, eh?
“Drunk in pubic”?
Quick tip:
If your partner ever says, “You’re squeezing/poking/pushing/rubbing too hard,” as you fumble with their anatomy, the correct response is never, “No, I’m not!”
<<shrug>>
Our kids are adults now, they can cope.
Besides, all thru their years at home, when they complained about how noisy we were, our united response to them was “deal with it”.
I’m always available and attempt it at every opportunity when in the mood for sex but the frequency of my wife’s desire for it has dropped considerably over the years despite her continued desire for intercourse.
She says she’s concerned about leaking urine for which she’s had several failed operations and faces another one, but I continure to tell her I don’t mind.
It does perplex me though. I go soft and slow with intermittent flurries of tongue action
bringing her to full body spasms of super human strength, a reaction much more profound than I can ellicit with intercourse.
Heh… when my little brother was in high school, one Friday night he came home with a couple of friends. The porch light was off, the house was dark, but the music was turned up… so, wondering what was going on, he unlocked the door and turned on the lights. And there, in the middle of the living room floor, was Dad going down on Mom.
If the young lady is laying flat against the mattress, car seat, table, what ever, slip at least one hand under her buttocks; raising her bottom up from completely horizontal presents your tongue an easier to reach target and if it hasn’t happened to her previously, you will have taught her a new way to increase her pleasure. And that’s never a bad thing.
What if she’s old?
She’s not. 
Little bro must have aged. Did said friends see anything.
Nah, it just stops too short on advice. I think it’s for inexperienced people who might otherwise just lick repetitively up and down or back and forth. If the rest of it were “If you don’t know what the hell you’re doing, lick the alphabet and try to see what motions she responds to,” then you’d have at least a starting place for sound advice.
Only 26? 
Remember what they used to say -
Of course, it works out better when it is a bit less random. As in “I love you too, darling - now will you let go of my ears?”
Regards,
Shodan
Clearly this isn’t a perfect paralell for the ‘Married men, are you still getting head?’ thread as some women just don’t care for it (I know there are men who don’t like receiving oral sex for whatever reason, but my guess is the numbers don’t quite compare).
Maybe ‘Married women, are you (still) being brought to orgasm by your partner?’ would be better.
ETA: Though I’m all for cunnilingus tips! My two cents –hands and fingers are your friends – watch how she masturbates herself and learn, getting wet is great but can reduce good friction, and don’t rely on hetero porn (they’ve got to do it in a way that can be properly lit, nto in a way that turns any human woman on).
Ah, that was the secret message in On Beyond Zebra!
I think so. This was like 15 years ago… I recall Mom being concerned that my brother’s friends would be “scarred for life,” then snickering behind his back. 
Teach him the Chinese alphabet.
Now that, my good sir, is an idea!
runs off to the learn a new alphabet