"Mars Needs Sequential Thread Titles!"

Just now, in GQ—

Date Rape
Do Fish Feel Pain?

Who Has Chaplin’s Footprints?
Einstein?

Has Anyone Died in Space?
Cocaine Mummies?

i see the title of this thred, and just below it:

Love at first sight
Chicks dig that stuff

The Worst of Dot TV
Star Wars remakes using the cast from the Simpsons

In GQ…

What Does a Fortune 500 CEO Do to Deserve That Much Money?
Is There a Perfect Crime?

In MPSIMS

Oh Milo…
What JDT wants for Christmas

What I need now is an orangutan and a big rig
Oh Milo…

The Engagement Story or

This is shameless

in MPSIMS

Aren’t you shocked by what some people DON’T know? (Pages: 1 2 3 )
Women are equal to men

in MPSIMS

Aren’t you shocked by what some people DON’T know?
Women are equal to men

Women are equal to men
That’s just silly

:smiley:

“Women are equal to men”
“That’s just silly”

Can you think of the punchline to this joke?
McDonald’s deep fried Chicken Head

Is this legal?
Do lesbians like breasts?

I’m one romantic dude!
Ummmm . . . hi.

In MPSIMS, as I type this:
“Chicago Dopefest pictures…finally…”
“What should I do with this woman’s underpants?”

What was that “Must-Have” Christmas toy of your childhood?
Deep Fried Chicken Head

What Was the Must-Have Christmas Toy of Your Childhood?

Deep Fried Chicken Head

“What should I do with this woman’s underpants?”

“Cure Serendipity’s Longing.”

Imagine, if you will…
Jack-ass Dean Tyler

Do I have to?

In MPSIMS:

McDonalds Deep Fried Chicken Head
It’s the Silicon Valley restaurant review thread!

You might have to have read the latter thread to really get the joke on this one, but…

What was that “Must-Have” Christmas toy of your childhood? What JDT wants for Christmas