Marshmallow, you sexist pig

I knew that, sooner or later, I’d meet someone who was all women.
It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Would you care to come back to my place and see my etchings?

And for those reading along ,my post above consisted of a :smiley: smiley in response to her claim about how Miller “wished” she was talking about her own experience. Then I thought better, edited it, and talked about how I like porn.
Speaking of which, did y’all know that there’s a site called youporn .com that, like youtube, has lots of videos? Of decent length and quality? That buffer very fast and which you can skip around quickly?
Er, I didn’t know that either.
Never heard of it, myself.

"Er, I didn’t know that either.
Never heard of it, myself. "

Jeez…it is soooo simple.

Pornography.

The females therein.

Some**** fahter’s daugher.

Christ!

Don’t you guys get it?

It’s not YOUR daughter, so it’s okay?

Not YOUR wife.
Not YOUR daughter.

So, it’s okay.

Tell me how deep you are.

You DO recognize that it IS some (unknown to you) one’s daughter?

So go ahead and feel good about anonimity. That sorta puts a “qualifying” fence around it all.

Whoo Hoo!

Who cares about the bitch!

Right?

What troglodites.

There are so many things about the “Dope” that are excellent.

Yeah pretty awesome, I agree.

I like where you’re going with this.

As long as they’re not forced into it, it’s their choice aint it?
You do know that women are able to enter into contracts on their own these days, even without their father’s permission?

If I had a daughter, I also wouldn’t like her to work at McDonalds as a career. That doesn’t mean that there’s something wrong with it. Adult women get to make their own choices.

I love it when you talk dirty.

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

snk snk…

whoo hooo

Homer Simpson…et al

Hope your little girl in her crib tonight looks oh so very different than the vixen on the screen.

Well, let’s come back to what Der Tis said earlier tonight…if only females weren’t so screwed up about sex…they would all be amenable.

Your daughters included.

Welcome to reality. (Or at least his version thereof.)

I love it when you talk crazy to me.

Let’s say you’re right, Lurking Guest. Just for a second so that I can ask this question…

Why are only the fathers responsible? Do not mothers play a role in the development of a lady’s sensibilities?

~S.P.I.~

Is DocC really Daniel Radcliffe?!?

Man, a thread in which I am siding with both Der Trihs AND FinnAgain!

Um, LG, you do seem to have more than a few issues, and your posting style looks like bad free verse.

Let’s say you’re right, Lurking Guest. Just for a second so that I can ask this question…

“Why are only the fathers responsible? Do not mothers play a role in the development of a lady’s sensibilities?”

~S.P.I.~

Yes.

Nah. Everyone knows that porn girls are grown in pods.

If anyone needs me I shall be in an equally useless thread, talking to no one in particular.

Oy vey!

~S.P.I.~

Actually, they’re bred on special porn farms. That’s why so many have some sort of tattoo. Those are actually brands.

Oh yeah, and the farms are owned by the Bohemian Grove, the Trilateral Commission, the Elders of Zion, and the Gnomes of Zurich (“Don’t forget your hat!”)

Personally when I was a teenager after looking at porn I’d find the nearest girl and try the old “you have such an ancient soul” line on her. If that didn’t work to get down her pants well then I’d just have to rape her. I can hardly be blamed for it, being a troglodite male and all it’s hardwired into my nature.

yawn Which of us guys here hasn’t?

Well… looks like there’s at least one more kid out of school with time on his/her hands, judging by the recent scintillating “discussion” here. :rolleyes:

Band name!

I don’t, but you apparently do. You seem to think women are nothing more than objects of male lust, incapable of making their own decisions or forming reasonable evaluations of the people around them. At the same time, you seem to think that men are nothing more than possessed demons, incapable of making their own decisions or speaking honestly to the people around them.

You have a strange, cartoonish notion of how humans interact. Don’t you think that teenage girls are every bit as capable of making decisions as are teenage boys?

As for it being okay because it’s not my daughter–well, uh, yeah. How I interact with my wife and how I interact with my daughter are very different, too, and it’s okay because my wife isn’t my daughter. Similarly, it’s okay with my wife to interact with me the way she does because I’m not her son.

When my daughter is old enough to have a romantic/sexual relationship, I very much hope she’ll be wise and strong and safe about it, and I’ll try to prepare her as much as I can. Freaking out about the fact that she’ll grow up isn’t really on my agenda.

Edit: also, does it occur to you that some of the men you’re throwing your standard pseudofeminist insults at might not be into women at all? I mean, not that the insults are anything but idiotic and offensive when directed at straight men, but still.

Would it be too much to ask for lurking guest and ivn1188 (from this thread) to duke it out in a pit thread? Or, more realistically, fall in love and run away together? Assuming they’re not the same person.

All I want to say is I am not just my father’s daughter! I am my own me, with my own thoughts.

And FTR, my father did tell me about scummy males. He also told me - two years after I started having sex, so it was moot - about using condoms. And my father was one of the strictest, most backwards men out there, and he still managed to sputter it out. I assume fathers who understand their girls are growing up manage to say a little more to their daughters.

FWIW, although I know you’re not supporting your father’s backwards ideas, the idea that all teenage boys are scum is just as obnoxiously sexist, offensive, and incorrect as the idea that teenage girls are gullible blushing maidens interested only in finding a soulmate. Both teenage girls and teenage boys are able to think for themselves, and both groups comprise distinct individuals.