shudder I didn’t actually say I’d vote for her. :eek:
I voted Maryann. That innocent, corn-fed Midwest schtick wins out every time over the ball-cutting bitch persona. And I also think Bailey was the better-looking girl on WKRP in Concinatti, not that Loni Anderson plastic-surgery-gone-bad monstrosity.
Speaking of Dawn Wells, I seem to recall she got busted for driving while stoned on pot a couple of years ago. I think her mugshot is somewhere on the Web.
Something appealing about her even in that pic.
Ginger was a slut. She always looked like she’d be sticky. She would do Mr Howell for his money and Mrs Howell for her social status.
If you did Ginger, you’d have to go from the bedroom to the VD clinic and then to the police station to report your money and credit cards stolen.
She’s the type to get her self pregnant on purpose than demand money for an abortion, then not use the money to abort the child, then have the child, then demand child support for the kid, then deman hush money to keep the illegitimacy of the child quiet. Then after getting the money she’d dump the kid on a door step, where it would be undoubtedly found and raised by the Three Stooges
Ginger was a gold digger, an opportunist, a fraud, and a diseased ridden tramp.
And the above is the GOOD side of Ginger
Wow. I thought* I* over-analyzed Gilligan’s Island* and such**.
** Ask me about Glinda, I dare ya’.
Quoth tdn:
All the better!
(yeah, guess who I identified with on that show?)
And while we’re at it, Kaylee over Inara (or Zoe or River).
No, not as Catwoman – I always preferred her as the Devil in the “Of Late I Think Of Cliffordville” episode of Twilight Zone.
She had the cutest little horns…
I actually randomly found the word I wanted for the above. Mary Ann is more coy. I like that. Ginger’s just too in your face.
I like Maryann for many of the reasons already mentioned. Her biggest plus: she’s the kind of girl you can bring home to Mom.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Maryanne
and Ginger
and Ms. Howell, just to say I did it,
then the hole, in the bottom of the boat. (a stand-up comedian gave me that one)
and if Gilligan thinks he can swing that curvy ass in that hammock, back and forth, night after night, year after year, without something happening, he’s very much mistaken. 
No but seriously, if they’re stuck on an island for years, the swapping should have been endless and very varied. If we’re not going for the ultra family friendly.
I never saw Survivor, and I know the duration is much shorter, and they know they’re going home. But do personal, physical relationships form and swap during the course of the show?
I’m past three-ways, thanks, but I’m fairly certain that Ginger was doing Mary Ann the entire time anyway. She’s not the type to go long without sex, and the four men on the island were all disqualified as suitable regular bedmates for one reason or another. I can easily see her deciding to persuade Mary Ann into outraging God and Fred Phelps, and just as easily imagine Mary Ann going along.
Don’t forget there was some sort of big monkey that appeared from time to time, although Gilligan may have been tapping that himself.
Yeah, someone else already mentioned the Skipper.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but each link you provided goes to a wikipedia page, not to a picture of your actresses.
I don’t have a problem with any of those women. All fine choices.
However, I must protest your harsh words for Paris. I can appreciate that she’s not your type (don’t understand it, but to each his own). However, the fact that she appears everywhere in media should tell you that a LOT of people find her attractive.
I don’t know what it is, exactly… I just find her to exude sexuality from every fiber of her being. Her eyes… her body… she’s got that something special that pushes her to the top of my personal list. Kind of like Gina Gershon. They both have this slutty, sexy look to them that hits the part of my brain that interprets these things and short-circuits it.
sorry for the hijack
Oh, can we have a rule that we cannot post pictures of aging bombshells please? That current picture of Tina Louise was not right. If someone posts a current picture Mary Tyler Moore AND/OR a Priscilla Presley AND/OR Sarah Jessica Parker, this thread could get ugly fast.
I cannot see that name and not think of a phrase I saw here on the 'dope:
Beaver Tail Boobs.
Aren’t we forgetting Zena and Gabrielle?
I’ll take Gabby anytime!
Agree that Paris is one ugly skank.
And she has exactly two facial expressions: Vacuous smile and unconscious. There’s a youtube video somewhere that’s a collection of a bunch of photos of her: All the identical expression.
