Anyone have experience with them? I went to one last week. It was the first time I’d been to one and I wasn’t sure what to expect but was okay with whatever might happen, whether it be a straightforward massage or just a rubdown. It wound up being the latter, though I was surprised there was no negotiating. I just paid the standard (cheap) price with no tip and when it took longer than my masseuse expected, she fingered me to try to help it along. Then, when that didn’t work either, she sent in someone else. Is this common?
lol
Lol… wut?
First post is a doozy.
She turned you in to the police, you say?
I was off on the join date by at least 4 months.
I guess they’re getting lazy.
Umm…what? Maybe its cultural but I have no idea of what you are asking. A rub-down sounds like a simple massage as opposed to full deep muscle manipulation. 20 mins for one and 40 mins for the other. Nothing sexual anywhere.
Perhaps I can translate, and the OP can correct me if I get anything wrong:
“It was taking longer than expected for me to reach orgasm from the masseuse stroking my penis, so she inserted a finger into my anus to help move it along. Since that did not work, she sent in a more skilled prostitute.”
Massage parlours got closers now?
They would have performed a double switch, but this was obviously an American League massage parlor with the DH rule - Designated Handjobber.
They still have massage parlors in 2014? Don’t people get their prostitutes on the internet now?
Or one with bigger fingers, at least.
Doug Benson: “I went to this place that advertised ‘head to toe massage’, but lemme tell ya, that masseuse was a real dickskipper.”
“Bring in the lefty!” (while patting her left forearm)
She was warming up in the pullpen.
Or one longer one.
Damn right!
ABC = Always Be Closing!
Put that coffee down! Coffee is for closers only!
You think I’m fucking with you?!
Aw man, so I take my dad to the doctor’s office, and waiting for the doctor to come in, and to kill time browsing through threads with my phone before I come across this little gem. Not just the OP, but the responses to it are just gold, I tell ya! All that is left is for Musicat to come along with a clever title, and send this thing up to the threadspotter on the homepage, if it isn’t already there. This is just too good not to share. I’m so thankful I was not eating or drinking while reading any of this, I swear I would have spit it all out from laughing so hard, or either chocked on it!
I’m not sure. Is that still your finger?