"Massage" Parlors

Edit: Damn, beaten to the punch

down the hall - 2nd door on the right.

So you celebrated getting off by getting off?

And a drink!

I hope the girl with the finger wasn’t splitting her time re-stocking the buffet next door at the Korean BBQ.

Yea…I was gonna ask if she at least wore a glove.

Or a mitten.

Boxing.

So was there a happy finnish or not?

Just so she didn’t rub you the wrong way.

So you went to a “rub and / or tug”?

Like, in your butthole?

Meloy is from Finland?

She gave him an Around the World.

No glove.

(S)he likes you!

…and maybe even a business card?

Well, we’re certainly not going to be judgmental. Not all of our childhoods resounded with the oft-heard admonishment *“don’t put that in your rectum: you don’t know where it’s been!” *

Yeah… who needs Korean BBQ all over their asshole?

I mean, right? It’s going to get there quickly enough through the usual channels.