"Massage" Parlors

So, Meloy, rate your overall experience with this massage parlor, think you’ll cum again?

You have a true gift for simile.

Yeah, make Yelp review and give us a link.

Are you saying hers is a community chest?

Maybe, but there’s no free porking.

What’s the Finnish equivalent of Norwegian wood? (and is it any good?)

I didn’t the first time.

Did the masseur ask before she put her finger in your butthole, or did she just go for it?

I’d think that would be awkward between a married couple, much less a random worker.

She just put it up there. I didn’t mind at all but was pretty surprised.

A friend of mine was on spring break ages ago and the first day there he met a young lady and within hours they were showering together. He related to me that mid-activity she inserted her fingers into him. I asked him, somewhat shocked, what he did about it.
He responded “Are you fucking kidding?! I asked her to marry me!”

Wood Finnish, I’d guess.

I’m guessing stained and not lacquer. :eek:

“Surprise, surprise, surprise…”

From the linked post:

Or perhaps he meant

Pledge makes a version for that.