Virginal, you say? Isn’t that a musical instrument?
I’ve been lurking since waaay back when SD was on AOL. Finaly registered yesterday.
I’ve been lurking here for almost 2 years , an just signed up.
Definant newbie here- I started less than a week ago . . .
Yo, whattup kids.
TSLK raises his hand*
My name is The Sonoran Lizard King, and I’m a Newbie.
I lurked for a whole two days, before I started posting.
I began with a horrible pun, in the thread about Absinthe and Wombat immediately suggested I be banned. (is that some sort of record? Calls for banning after one post? It made feel all warm inside.
The thread I de-lurked on made Threadspotting!
Yeah, I’m a newbie.
Been one all my life.
My daddy and his daddy before him was a newbie. My sister married a newbie.
Not a bad job, really.
The pay’s not good, but it’s honest work.
A man really knows where he stands bein’ a newbie…
(GingerOfTheNorthstarted it! I was an innocent bystander. Really!)
first post
That’s your plan?
I think I’ll settle for “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, and this time in gold with diamond studs.”
Time for a quick review. Who’s new?
hey
I registered last night after several weeks of lurking, having decided that (most of) you people are my kind of folk. Then I signed on tonight, eager to start posting, when I saw this thread and couldn’t pass it up.
So am I the first one to post to this thread as my very first post?
Okay, okay! I’ll admit it. I’m a newbie. Please don’t hurt me.
Howdy!
After lurking for many months, I finally decided to sign up in December when I became hopelesly addicted… so now I got to sign up again 
Nice to meetcha all!
Mike
I’m a newbie! Hello!
Howdy!
Newbie for posting, but have been a lurker for about a year…
Newbie here. *::raising hand:: *
Howdo.
That’s a very auspicious start alright, but not unique. No, but I can’t tell you who else it was right off. It may be impossible to tell now because the counts go up on old threads whenever you post on new threads.
Hello, nice to meet you all 