Pfft, look at all the newbs…
There’s nothing wrong with being a newb!
Is there?
Did I just get here?
Why not?
I’m one of the newest of newbies.
–ahem-- I’m here too.
Howdy folks
Newbie Krebnar reporting for duty.
Hi. I’m mrsam and I’m a newbie.
Damn, I guess this kind of screws up my anonymity. Ah well.
hola
reporting for duty as instructed, will await final arrangements for deployment
over and out
Fresh out of the drycleaning machine, Newbie Fillepe reporting ready for ironing.
Okely Dokely, ya got me
ssshh … dont tell anyone, but I’m a newbie too. In true newbie style, I got lost in the SDMB building and really needed the toilet, and I couldn’t find the toilet so … uh … well dont be surprised if the goldfish start dying.
– utkik the newbie, continuing his run of brilliant first impressions
You have all been convicted of convincing my co-workers that I have lost my last marble.
Has anyone worked out a bulk rate on new keyboards to replace those lost to sudden sprays of Dr Pepper/Coke/Coffee/OJ?
Newbie Doebi - lost and liking it
Sneaking in, looking around…yep, I think I found the right place for the crazy woman in me. 
Newbie…Yep…That’s me!
Hello, I’ve been here a couple months or so. Glad to meetcha!
Been here for about a quarter of a year but am still newbie-ish.
I’ll sign up as a newbie.
<dr nick>Hi Everybody!</dr nick>
waves
Hi. Been a longtime lurker, now an official newbie with 2 pit rants. Not the best but I’m learning.
You guys help keep my work day from being boring as all get out.