MASTER LIST (Newbies only)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Stands adjusts leather chaps

Excuse me, one side, mind your leg … sorry about that, hehe … move over, let me by … newbie taking center stage here …

ahem … throat clearing noise

Hi! I’m Blind …

room responds, HI Blind!

… and I’m a message boardaholic.

*crowd gasps. someone from the group shouts, This is the anit-net group, you want next door!"

hehehe goes next door

Hi! I’m Blind and I’m a message boardaholic. I post day and night, often from my closet. While out with friends, all I can think about is posting on a message board, any board. When I’m on one board, I’m thinking of where I’ll post next. To be sure of a constant supply, I’ve registered under several alias’. I often wake up (keyboard imprint on my face) and not know where I’ve posted, or with whom I was with. If I don’t post for more than a couple hours, my hands shake and I see purple bats hanging from all the door knobs. I post only socially and am not addicted. I can quit at any time.

Thank you.

sits and searches room for a computer

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My name is andygirl, and I’m a communist.

Wait, that’s not right.

I’m a newbie.

Now… how long does it take to not be a newbie?

andygirl

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Another newbie checking in.

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I’ve been here 3 whole days now but I was having so much fun at the bar fight that I neglected to check in.

Well most of it was fun but I still haven’t fully recovered from the hangover.

That and having to keep Godzilla in my bra for so long caused quite a rash… . .

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Okay, boss, what next?

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Been away for awhile. Nice to be back and see that “newbies” do count. Mostly I lurk. Thanks for being here

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Yet another newbie…

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Spider, reporting as ordered, SIR!

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I’m so new this is my first post.

Actually, I’ve been registered for a long time and never got around to posting, partly because I was kind of chagrined to have semi-accidentally used my real name as my user name.

Anyhow, here I am.

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New type person here.

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I prefer the term: Newbster, speaking for myself.

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Age/sex/state check…

Heheh, newbie enough for ya?

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Aye Aye Skipper another newbie reporting for action.

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This is a good place to start, among the newbies.

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I don’t feel like a newbie, but here I am… working on my post count…

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The barflyer has arrived! Just try to get rid of me.

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*Hold on, I’m a comin’.
I’ll be there With a love that will rescue you

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Great to be able to register to an esteemed list…this is my second post, the first being about a minute ago.

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You can speak for me, too.
Any word that ends in “ie” is unworthy.