No I’m not shamlessly upping my post count.
No.
Not at all.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Yet another ignored, downtrodden newbie reporting in. Whe does the initiation start? Here’s hoping that there’s no soap-bar beatings. I hate those. Ouch.
boost for Original Name ideas
one brand spankin’ newbster here, checkin’ in.
No one here is innocent. Although a few may not have
much of a clue.
Well, I’m pretty sure I belong here, so here I am. Hi, everyone!! 
You know, sometimes people like the rest of you can get jobs in museums.
I’m Virgil. Nice to be aboard. How is everyone?
I’m newish - but I turned my back for a second & missed the opportunity for a baby oil newbie exam!!! damn! Of all the threads, in all the world, why didn’t I walk into that one!
This isn’t even a close second…sniff!
Hi anyway!
Cogitoergosum
newbette geekgurl reporting in…
I’m new. Brand new. Ok, well, not brand new but still in my original packaging.
geez this is a long thread. congratulations on getting this far. You have no life. (neither do I)
If you cheated, and skipped up to this point, well you are smarter than those geeks that read the whole dang thing.
I figure less than triple-digits posts qualifies me as a newbie…
I broke a hundred today - yey!!! (& I’m being really mature & calm about it…eh-hem)
It suddenly occurred to me that I hadn’t checked in yet. Still new though.
im a newbie, and i fucking hate emoticons. on top of that, i hate smilies, as well. because of that, chief scott and i are best buds. (he said it, not me)
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
:D:cool:
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Dammit wrong quote first time around. Vbulletin puts the icons below the posts. UBB above. Hell, I post at too many boards. I like this one the best.
More m:cool:re. 
hey, astrangefish, nice try, newbie!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA i always wanted to say that.
Bite me fellow newbie.