Yet another newbie, signing on. 
Newbie poster, but a lurker since AOL days. Does that count for anything?
OK - what happened to my sig? It’s broken.
See if it works this time…
anyone here? i heard this was the place for newbie orientation. hello?
crickets chirping
So what is the proper spelling?
I would like to amnnounce that I am a Newbian. From, er, Newbia.
Thenk you veddy much.
Uh, hey buddy, is this the end of the line here?
I wouldn’t want to cut in front of anyone. 
Private Newbie, reporting as ordered sir!
Brand new poster, but long time lurker (um, that sounds like something for the vaguely creepy thread…)
“What do I do with all this pollen?”
“Huh?”
“Aren’t we making honey?”
“It’s NEWBIES, not NEW BEES!!!” :wally
I see I am one of a long line of newbies here, damn and I thought I was special. Oh well.
Hello D:
Feckless newbie flings self into SDMB fray. Three injured. Movie at 11.
Really new newbie! Glad to be here!
You can’t be more of a newbie than me! Glad to be here!
I’m in. You can’t get newer than 1.
I’ve seen this list here and now I’m on it. O the glory!
Hi! ::smiles brightly::
Say… when exactly do we stop being newbies?
So… if this is my first post, which would qualify me as a “Newbie”… wouldn’t the post itself inadvertently revoke that status???
Just when I thought I was “getting it”…
Hi!
I’m a newbie.
Answering the call.
I guess I forgot about this until it reappeared.
Or did it never go away?