I’m here–been lookin’ for a while, but just signed up
Hm, guess I overlooked this thread too.
Hi! I’m new too.
Hey, when did I pass 100?
And I still don’t have a pithy sigline.
Why doesn’t anyone tell me these things?
Yada yada yada
Here I am. Signed and accounted for.
Peace,
Tracy
New member since August 2000, but was lurking for nearly a year before that.
My name is particlewill and I am a snif Newbie.
I hope this program can help me overcome this social stigma…and maybe get me a witty sig…
Yo! Newbie over here!
I wasn’t really sure about it, but then somebody said they liked it, so it stays a while.
“The people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally.” - Arlington Stringham, MP
There’s no point in introducing myself in a witty way.
Hello. I am a newbie.
See?
** newbie here who just figured out how to bold things **
- and do italics * and even underline if i want
next mission: conquer the search feature
Hello, don’t mind me, just following the herd instinct.
Woo hoo… me too!
Hiya all.
Okay - I wanna be in too…
What’s next?
umm… you know what would be cool? If I knew what I should write here 
Booyah, Grandma!
Just found this. I was new but now I’m not so new, but I guess I can still be considered new, I…aw hell. Hello everyone 
No way in hell am I reading through ALL these posts, but I hereby decalre myself a NEWBIE!
Bumbazine wanders over to see what all the commotion is about, decides he’s in the right place, and heads for the bar.
“How y’all doin?, got any dark beer?” 
“Damn, my sig fell off. Just a second”
(Oof, crash, tinkle, THUD)
“There!”
