newbie… hm… low post count, inability to do special things like post links, recently registered, get no respect… yep. that’s me alright.
“if it walks like a newbie…”
probably i should sign this…my name is anya marie and i too am a newbie. see you around. <<<insert pointless sig here>>>
uhhh…
A lot of people call me the cruiser cuz I like fast cars and fast women.
OK, OK, that’s a tired old movie quote, but jeez you really put me on the spot.
They’re trying to get a poster count somewhere else, and they reminded me I hadn’t signed this list yet.
Hope I’m still a newbie at 112! (sounds old, doesn’t it?)
I’ve lost that newbie feeling. Oh, that newbie feeling…
Hi everybody! (Hi Dr. Nick!)
<raises hand too>
yay for newbies! 
im a newbie, look at my post number
Ahem. Boy this thread came back from the dead. I’ve been here for 5 months but I’m still a newbie. I think…
I finally added a sig though, that made me feel special.
bows
Me newbie.
loons
Hi.
Hi…I’m new
:hides behind his Chair:
Suppose I’d better sign this
I don’t feel new, in fact I’ve already had one careful owner.
This is one list I want to get on while I still can. My count is growing 
I resent the term ‘newbie’!!
I prefer 'Reformed Lurker’
Thrashbarg
I’m staying sigless until someone acknowledges me!
:::signing the Master List:::
Yay, a board to which I am definitely qualified to post, having only 4 posts to my record, most of which were wasted tests.
Someday maybe I can change my sig to “you like me … you really like me!”
HI,
I am a newbie.
nart fack
Almost forgot to check in myself!
Hi, everybody!