Long time lurker, newbie to posting! 
ja, ja, sign me up
:newbie dewt raising hand in compliance with request to add name to master list…:
“uh… wha…? wha…? oh… HERE!”
dewt
Good a place to start as any, I guess. Hi!
So anyhow, if this is the Official Newbie Check-In Post…
Yo.
Articulate, ain’t she? A round of applause!! I’m here every night!
Hi
I already introduced myself in some other thread, but I guess that I have to make it official here.
Now back to lurking.
Posting.
Well, here I go. silent_rob jumps onto list Whew, glad I got that out of the way. I’m definately still a newbie.
Later all.
Tiny Tim shouts out, “God bless us, everyone!”
The same to you, Tim. The same to you.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a…
oh hell I’m just another newbie.
Whew. For a second there I was afraid you were going to say you were a man of wealth and taste.
Nah, just a poor gal with a tacky wardrobe who loves
the Stones.
Newbie reporting in as ordered. I hope there’s a party, I’d hate for all these baloons to go to waste.
Newbie, but I’m trying to quit.
Myself
Just signing the newbie master list before I get too addicted to this message board and my post count skyrockets… 
Count me in.
Newbie reporting for duty.
Brand Spanking New
Still all pink and shiny
Cant wait till I get all caloused hard dark and brooding
Long time lurker . . .
First time poster . . .
Well, pretty close . . .
Sigh…no longer a lurker. I am now a…newbie.