Ladies and Gentlemen…you don’t know me. You don’t know who I am, nor where I come from, nor my family, nor my friends. But you do know two things. The first? That I, StoneGolem, am a 100% fresh meat newbie man. The second, and perhaps most important, is that I don’t have to see your faces so I can (and probably will) make a fool of myself in front of you people as often as I want to…
Glad to be aboard, friends.
newbie straggling in
I am Newbie(ish), here me roar:
meep.
Er… what exactly is the newbie list for? Is it for some plot or conspiracy? Is there a prize? Is our data being gathered and sold to telemarketers?
Hello, is this on?
No so new any more, but better late than never I guess.
Hi, I’m Patty and my hubby, Shadowbear, is also on the SDMB.
Present!
I’m a newbie.
I can’t remember being “new” at anything before.
Always a fisrt though.
Everyone can relax now. I have arrived on the SDMB.
Newbie? <Glances ruefully at 300 baud modem gathering dust on a shelf nearby> I wish!
Hi.
Sorry I’m late, I got lost on the way. This is such a big place and no one seems to know where I can find a map.
I’m a nudie!!
What?
::slowly backs out of room in embarassment
I signed a Master List once. But I guess a newbie one is better.
This is the best place to start. Hi Sis.
Sigh. Does this mean I’m not a lurker any more?
Hellooooo!!!
Well I guess I’m a newbie so here I am, signing in!! I found this place earlier on today and have spent ages looking around at what all you guys have to say, and what an interesting, and slightly psychotic lot you all are! Hopefully I will get a few more posts over the next few weeks and read a heap more of everybody elses!
So, that’s about it from me for now, but watch out, I may sneak up on you when you least expect it!!
See Ya!! 
Greetings. Did anyone see where I left my beer?
Hi, my name’s Ryan…and I’m not an alcoholic. But aside from a handful of others, I am a true newbie at posting.