Master Wang-Ka

Do not speak of the dead…ish.

If you plug the email address in his profile into Google and apply some grey matter, much will be revealed. Suffice it to say that he appears to be doing very well for himself.

Wang-Ka or Wally?

Wang-ka.

I used to absolutely loooved reading his threads. I loved logging in to the Dope, noticing that he posted a new thread and getting nice and comfortable in my chair like I was about to crack open a new book. I still have no idea if half of them were even true or not. Also, I’m one of those people that tend not to look at user names so often times I’d be reading a post and about half way through think “Hmmm, this must be Master Wang-Ka…yup”
Off the top of my head, I think my favorite was something about setting his kitchen on fire and if the one about a spider in the bathroom and cutting his hand trying to kill it was his, that was a great one as well…
I’m not sure if it’s been linked to in the OP, I really didn’t read it that closely. Let’s see if I can find them quickly…

Kitchen Fire

The spider in the bathroom one. Turns out it’s not Master Wang-Ka, but it’s still damn good reading.