Masterbate-a-thon: Won't someone think of the kittens?

So are they calling this “Jerk for the cure”?

Did anyone else notice the link on that page to an article about a PETA translation problem?

Seems one of their slogans “Dump Dairy” was translanted into Spanish as “Discharge Sperm”.

I could say so much more, but I’ll leave the floor open to all comers.

Don’t hit me, owwww.

They came that way.

Which charity?

Blindness.

Honestly, if I were distributing funds, I would give the money to a testicular cancer organization. Just for the irony.

How about an impotency awareness cause :smiley:
[Richard Gere]
Now that’s irony

[/richard gere]

And hairy palms.

Bob Barker should just say what we’ve all been thinking for years:
“Help control the cat population, wank like there’s no tomorrow”

I kill God

Everytime I masturbate a kitten.

God kills me.