Masterbate-a-thon: Won't someone think of the kittens?

[Shirley_Ujest]

No, really…

** Ananova:

Masturbate-a-thon set for live webcast

A community sex education centre is to broadcast a charity masturbate-a-thon live on the internet.

It’s being organised by Carol Queen of The Centre for Sex & Culture in San Francisco.

The Centre is a non-profit, sex education organisation which provides events, classes and a library.

Participants in the May 2 event will collect money for charity and then masturbate privately.

The masturbate-a-thon will feature separate women’s and men’s areas, as well as a mixed-gender area.

Those taking part must be 18 and over, and prizes will be awarded for most money raised, among other achievements.

During the webcast, there will be clearly-marked separate public and private areas.

Part of the room will be seen on camera, while part will be shielded, so people who don’t want to appear live on the webcam will be able to participate too.
Story filed: 12:08 Tuesday 15th April 2003

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[astro]

SUNDAY!! SUNDAY !! SUNDAY!!!

[Avarie537]

Actually, It’s on a Friday.

[caveman]

So, you can play along at home, then, right?

[lieu]

Are they suppossed to think about kittens while they do this?

[White_Lightning]

*Originally posted by **Shirley Ujest ***

prizes will be awarded for most money raised, among other achievements.

(emphasis mine)

:dubious:

[Omniscient]

Hehe…on my birthday even!

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

Strangely enough, every time I kill a kitten, God masturbates.

[VunderBob]

I crank off all the time, and NONE of the cats in my house have died. Dammit.

[Mr.Blue_Sky]

FRIDAY!!! FRIDAY!!! FRIDAY!!! WE TURN THE CIVIC AUDITORIUM INTO A GIGANTIC SPOOGE-PIT!!!

[robgruver]

So the article didn’t mention a link. I would like to watch… for ummm… purely scientific purposes of course.

[NurseCarmen]

Why do all these web-cams look so…foggy?

[Zenham]

Hahhhaha!!! Excellent, Nurse Carmen…

I’d have to add that this gives new meaning to the words “Internet Connection”.

[Severian]

Why are all these pledge forms stuck together?

[Mullinator]

Oddly enough, the next article was talking about a mop shortage affecting the rest of the United States.

[Mars_Chronos_etc]

The mixed gender section will be interesting ;).

[sperfur]

*Originally posted by Omniscient *
**Hehe…on my birthday even! **

My birthday too! Yay!!!

[Kallisti]

I’m glad I won’t be counting the money afterwards

[Quack]

It says they collect money for the masturbation and give it to charity. Would this be like a “walk for the cure” sort of thing where you get money for each mile you walk, but in this you get cash for each orgasm? cash for each ejaculation?
Imagine how much more money they could raise on something like this than they could on a marathon. I know I’d rather masturbate than run.

[susan]

*Originally posted by Quack *
**It says they collect money for the masturbation and give it to charity. Would this be like a “walk for the cure” sort of thing where you get money for each mile you walk, but in this you get cash for each orgasm? cash for each ejaculation?
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Any votes for which charity?