If I didn’t fear the Old Lady Brigade…
So, if you touch yourself, the French have won…
Well crap, now I’m in a quandry. If I do masturbate, I support peace, but I kill a kitten.
Peace.
Kitten.
Peace.
Kitten.
Sorry kitty.
Oooooh, there is a place to submit your own creative bumpersticker.
He he he
**Hamlet ** did you shoot the kitty’s eye out?
I wouldn’t count on gettin off that easy in Texas pardner.
Enjoy,
Texan
Apparently SPPOFE doesn’t have much of a problem getting off anywhere… 
War is Wicked! Choke Your Chicken!
War is Evil! Slap your Weevil!
Hey, this has potential for other causes, too!
Spank your Monkey, Not your Children!
POUND THE PUD FOR PEACE
SADDAM’S A MEANIE
SO WALLOP YOUR WEENIE
WHEN PEACE IS THE ANGLE
DON’T LET YOUR DORK DANGLE
Be a dove with self-love!
This is ridiculous. Masturbating can in no way influence peace, it has no bearing on the societal injustices across the globe, or the depraved subjugation of freedom deserving individuals. I know this because based on my history of masturbation alone, we’d all be holding hands and singing kumbaya if it worked.
No offence UncleBill, but given your, ahem, hands-on history…how about we forgo the handshake and just smile and nod from across the room?
"Stop letting Bush jerk us around, do it yourself!"Kumbaya, maybe, but you can count me out of the hand-holding, there, chief.
Weeelll…
We might very well have reached that point but then you went and married one of the hottest of Doper wimmins and neglected your duty as peace keeper!
Woohoo! This is a win-win! I can, ah, take care of business in Airman’s absence AND work for peace!
Robin, who is going upstairs to do her part for America
I still keep my piece every so often… she’s not a MACHINE dammit!
I was going to make a comment about SPOOFE’s claim to jurical innocence in the whole “toothpaste incident”, but then beagledave’s line caused me to fall out of my chair. That is by far the funniest thing I’ve read all week. Of course, it is Monday.
As Tiger Woods would say “Grip it and Rip it”
In New York it’s much harder to get off.
HARDER, Shirley Ujest?