inspired by this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83437
Well? Have you?
Me?
No! Never!
thought about it once, tho.
not for long, tho.
QTM
Heh.
Gotta say No Qadgop.
Never even thought of it.
until now…
Every reply I make is a sort of masturbation.
Post with one hand? Never.
Well, almost never 
Doin’ it right now, hehehehe…
Oh, good grief …
Please! No! TMI! There are innocent wolves present!
[sub]What are you looking at? I’ve got certificates to prove it! Honest![/sub]
Do the SD People Pages count?
mmmm…mmmmmmm…MMMMMMMM…AAAAHHHHHHHAAAAHH… LEIA SLAVE GIRL OUTFIT LEIA SLAVE GIRL OUTFIT… MARY ANN MARY ANN MARY ANN IN THE LEIA SLAVE GIRL OUTFIT!!!
ahhhhhh
nope
Good lord, no.
I will admit that some of the posts do get me thinking though.
Aw, come on, Qadgop. Do you really want me to answer that?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, yah!
I mean…erm…look over there!
Just kidding. Something about the atmosphere just doesn’t seem very, well, masturbatory, i.e. nothing too exciting here. Anyway, I’m sure SOMEONE has, probably several people, so be careful what you post
hmmmmmmm…I’m right handed, hard to type left handed…five finger Mary meet five finger Sue…
Nope. But chat’s a different story
come on now! Why would a woman masturbate at work when they provide perfectly good “doctors” to get them off? Sheesh!
[sub]hehehehehehehehe[/sub]
oops wrong thread… all this masturbation confused me
The Board, no, even when the toothbrush was brought up. Chat…well that’s another thing. Am I ever typing two handed in chat? You’ll never know.
You see, working 12 hour nights with ony about 4 hours of work to do leaves plenty of time for a little self love.
New question, what is the strangest place you’ve ever done the deed? Mine is the library at the school I used to go to. I just love thoes erotic art books!
Give me a break, I was 13.
peace,
JB
IIII dunnooooooo whaaat yyyyyyour talkingggggggggg about7777777777777777777777777777777777
damn sticky keyboard.
Dammit, not again . . . Where’s my Windex?
Seriously, nope.
Tripler
I just squashed a bug. Really, I did. . .
Yes.
But only when reading posts in ATMB or Comments on Staff Reports.
What? Why is everyone looking at me strangely?
Jeeves