You mean you’ve never crossed your legs and kinda gotten a steady beat going with the free foot?
Yes
And I do… I pity innocent freshmen in my class! BWAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
been there, but i was always ashamed. but how could I resist. most boring fucking job in the world (hotle gift shop clerk) with the nudie mags right there in the room for me… yeah, on the slow days i would just close the doors for a few minutes and romance miss stacey fuson (PMOM feb 1999).
I’m a better man for it.