I barely have time for the EZ Pass lane most mornings, but when I have the time I like to take the back roads. Either way I get there though.
Take the long way home,
Take the long way home.
Most of the time I slap some porno on the widescreen, jam a cattle prod up my ass and BAM! I’m done. Then I go get a samwich.
Depends on my mood. If I want to have a stronger orgasm, I don’t vary the stroke speed at all, just keep steady - It lasts a lot longer. If I want to just come and get it over with, I go as fast as I can - It can be under a minute, easily…
Joe
I must take a rental car because the interior looks different every single time.
So, you bust out a pint of tadpole yogurt with Robert Frost poetry playing in the background?
I think it’s supposed to be SuperTramp, not Frost.
Hm. I was thinking “The Road Less Traveled”, but SuperTramp seems a little more apropos.
Depends. And no, it has nothing to do with wearing diapers.
If it’s a late-night-can’t-sleep-pornsurf session, it’s the scenic route. I could go for a couple hours, varying the stroke speed and intensity depending on what I’m viewing and/or reading. When the moment comes, I could shoot it across the bathroom into the open toilet.
Alternatively, if it’s a I’m-horny-gotta-get-rid-of-this-so-I-can-concentrate session, I could be done in two minutes.
I like to practice my control and stamina, so I usually do kegels while I spank the monkey. I’ve gotten really good at it actually. I can orgasm without any emission, a so-called dry orgasm if you will. The resultant load-blowing afterwards feels like heaven.
I really dont understand the quick and easy approach. It feels good so why not make it last longer?
My current favorite is cuddling with my favorite Youtube video of Reon Kadena taking a shower. She’s clothed but in this case that just makes it sexier.
Warning, NSFW, contains extreme sexiness. It’s not porn but it’s definitely erotic to the max. May produce a desire to jerk off in male viewers.
Two minutes sounds quick, but it’s a really long two minutes if you’re worried about somebody walking past your cube.
“The Road Traveled Often and Regularly” more like it. 
Si
Ah, the love that dare not buzz its name …
For the OP, it depends on the circumstances. If it’s just a sleep aid, then quickly does it - other times, I draw it out. If you’ll pardon the expression.