Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan

…so says Christian author Mack Major (that name just sounds like it belongs to a Christian fulminator)

I like that the page reporting this is illustrated with a collection of dildos, and helpfully follows it with a video of Female Masturbation Techniques

Then why do so many pray at the same time, “oh God, oh God…”

“All right, then, I’ll go to Hell” -Huck Finn

Let’s see you look Mrs Butterworth in the face and say that.

This may explain why there is a Highway to Hell but only a Stairway to Heaven.

Oh, just the women, huh? Nice.

The men go to Hell for other reasons. It all works out in the end.

I’m sure they go to hell for using dildos too. See equal opportunity.

I’d like to know the context of this quote. Not that it would make it any less crazy. It would just be hilarious if this is the first thing this guy says to people he just meets. Like “Hi I’m Mack Major. Did you know dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals. It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods. There is nothing normal about it. And shame on any Christian that says so. Ok bye.”

Sounds like a real jerkoff.

:smiley:

Would make an awesome pick-up line at a singles event.

Um, Mack, about the “open portal to the demonic realm” you may want to rephrase it when talking female masturbation…

Hehe

The fellow needs an invitation to the holiday described in this thread:

It has everything - including demon-possessed vaginas. :smiley:

Masturbation is the route to Hell? I always thought dancing and rock n roll music was, especially when done together.

I thought that was the other route to hell?

There are many routes to Hell, and only one to Heaven, dontcha know? :slight_smile:

So the road to hell is paved with dead batteries?

I would like to see the results of this article’s peer review process.

and empty tubes of Astrtoglide.