Masturbation

Basically, it’s just a random discussion forum.

It was based on the old Smile and Act Nice forums, which were shut down when the owner couldn’t afford them. SAAN was a website, basically a feminist but funky site. The motto was In Girls We Trust, and it was a place to talk about sex, life, food, movies, music, anything goes. We had nifty columns like Ho in the Know, the Negligee Gourmet, Jobs You Never Saw on Career day, etc.

Then, it had to be shut down, and two former members started ElSAANo, dedicated to keeping us together, since we were all pretty close friends. We have sex forums, like the old SAAN did, where people can ask questions, discuss our naughty bits, that sort of thing.

But it’s not ALL sex. However, warning, the site isn’t for everyone. We tend to be REALLY sarcastic since we have a lot of former Something Awful posters, and a lot of people are offended. It’s not for everyone.

However, if you’re under 18, you can’t go in F*** You and Die or One Stop Porn Shop. Only Unicorn Porn and Monkey Abstinence Village.

Of course you’re not! Masturbation is part of being human.

Indeed it is:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164303

thanks, guin!