Butthead as played by a younger Jack Nicholson.
[Dan Crenshaw jabs his eyepatch]
To prevent him hurting himself… and others.
Legal Eagle did a very thorough (22 minute) explanation of what’s going on:
You seem to be under the impression that Gaetz dates smart women. I somehow doubt that truly intelligent women find Rep. Gaetz all that enchanting.
As Colbert (?) commented, his mouth is upside down.
And how can a square head have a pointed chin? Guy’s a freak.
Nah. That’s just his statutory rapist resting face.
The Legal Eagle video is great, very thorough. Gaetz is royally fucked.
I believe in giving people their due.
In that spirit …
Gaetz – like the Cheeto-Faced Shit-Gibbon – impresses me in one very notable way: No matter how hard you try to capture the essence of what an awful, irredeemable fuck the guy is, he one-ups you.
And there are some pretty talented and erudite wordsmiths on this forum.
But Gaetz – like the Shit-Gibbon before him – is always just one odious step ahead of you all 
We can but try.
It is the very definition of a noble calling.
He has a kite face.
I looked up Backpfeifengesicht in the dictionary, and it showed a picture of his face.
In google images, it looks like Ted Cruz gets top ranking, closely followed by Martin Shkreli (ugh that name always looks wrong whenever I spell it) and then Don.
How far Nigel Farage has fallen. 
That’s a new one to me, but I like it: Word of the Week: Backpfeifengesicht – GermanyinUSA.
Is hard to disprove a negative.
Where does one go to find a public record of all one’s traveling partners? Also, a list of anyone traveling in your vicinity, or traveling separately but to the same destination?
The ability of Republicans to avoid legal consequences is truly remarkable.
The Art of The Dodge.