After reading this story I have to wonder about matt_mcl. How much of his NDP running, Dairy Queen working on-line persona is a sham?
So Matt, are you ready to come clean?
Ooo…
So is he really a fascist tool of the capitalist oppressors of the working classes?
Wow, those sneaky government people-getting Canadians to come and take jobs in the FBI away from us 'merikans!!!
Clever ruse, Mr. McLauglin… you almost had me fooled. I have overdosed on Ultimate Burgers and Pecan Cluster Blizzards researching your stories for accuracy… then we find out that you’re FBI! Ha! I am vindicated!
I’ll bet you’re not even Francophone.
[sub][sup]I need a nap[/sup][/sub]
No, it can’t be…
It was such a beliveable, loveable alter ego personality. I want our matt_mcl back.
weeps
I feel used.
YOU feel used? 
My little rebellious anti-establishment freaky hippie boi is… is… a G-Man!
<boo hoo hoo!>
Esprix
People, this is a surprise? Hoover ran the FBI in his image and we’ve all heard the stories. By now, the FBI’s probably the gayest organization in the Federal government. Except for the Bureau of Weights and Measures of course; those boys are just flaming.
goes insane with rage
M! C! L! A! U! C!!! H L I N!!
Gahhhhh!
takes deep cleansing breaths
From: The Director, FBI
To: All Field Offices
Please do NOT use Official FBI Spokespersons for Undercover Infiltration Operations.
Heh heh. You said, “come”.
Hey, you’re Canadian… you related to Murray McLaughlin?
Alexa McLaughlin?
(labradorian ducks and covers)
You guys want to hear something very vaguely creepy?
Those of you who have been to the two or three DQ threads know that I also worked at a DQ in my small little in the stix town.
It was a franchised resturant, and get this!
The owner worked for the FBI!!! His wife a very sacary woman (vietnamese/chinese?) ran the place.
I only mention race because now I wonder if she was really an international spy?
And now folks the truth has come out!
The FBI runs it’s operations out of DQ’s stratigically placed throughout the US and Canada!
nwolb si revoc ruoy - lcm ttam
!noissim trobA !noissim trobA
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I didn’t remember wrong! I was going to post "I don’t think there’s a G in his name . . . I remember him spelling out how he spells his name in mpsims before . . . "
Good thing I read (most of) the thread, eh?
You know the International Conspiracy likes to mislead people with slight spelling errors.
But the truth is now out! I’ll bet this explains that unexpected visit by my DQ-employee friend to Chile this year too! She said it was to get married, but then she came back and said the marriage was ‘postponed’.
Canadians! Fight the International Conspiracy! Go to Tim Horton’s instead of DQ!!!
Wise advice in any context, frankly.
But - but - there’s no Ultimate Burger[sup]TM[/sup] at Timmy’s!
Heh heh. Meek said “nwolb”.
I can understand your anger Matt. Hell, the journalist who wrote the story never even bothered to confirm how to spell your name. Where is the journalistic integrity?
So, matt, can you like, hook us up with some um, cool ‘stuff?’
