(NB: said phrase NOT in the title, and in any event NOT directed towards another poster. It’s a noun here, not an imperative phrase.) If so, please LMK, because I may want to jazz it up a little before the change takes place, i.e. “Fuck Yooooou!!” or “Fuuuuck Yooooou” or “Fuck You With a Toilet-Plunger Handle” or something equally creative, as that seems to be the new standard of good taste around here.
Occasionally I will check on newly registered users. I will pre-emptively ban those who have abusive, obscene, or otherwise objectionable usernames.* I am not checking for objectionable usernames, actually, but spammers (and they’re pretty darn easy to find, too). Banning a spammer while he’s spamming gives me a warm, cozy feeling. Also I like to imagine him saying “WTF? The board’s not accepting my posts now?” and gnashing his teeth in frustration.
*Any name with fuck, shit, various racist/sexist words, etc. is what I call objectionable. For instance, if someone tried to register with a name like UppityNigger, I’d ban it. If you don’t understand why, I don’t think that I can explain it to you.