May the 100 Arms of Shiva Reach up Your Ass, Hemant Lakhani

According to this article, Hemant Lakhani attempted to transact 21 shoulder launched surface to air missiles with explicit knowledge that the express purpose of the purchase was to shoot down civilian airliners.

I hope this shit stain never sees the light of day for the rest of his natural life. Execution is a little too much to hope for, but there is no way on earth this sick fuck should be a free man ever again. This evil maggot knew that the end users wanted to shoot down American passenger jets. He even boasted how the Igla-S portable antiaircraft missile system was of much higher quality than the SA-7 used in Kenya during an attempt to shoot down a passenger jet liner in 2002.

This twisted fucking turd had no problems with someone trying to cause another national tragedy on the same exact day as 9-11. I wish he could be left alone in a room for an hour with surviving relatives of all the victims from the 9-11 hijackings. He even wanted to expand his order to encompass 50 missiles and tons of C-4 plastic explosives. I want to know who he was going to sell all this evil crap to. I’m hoping the agents involved will promise him the moon and full freedom if only he’ll reveal the other buyers in his stable, only to revoke it when he farts sideways just once.

It’s times like this when I almost wish that capital punishment was available for conspiracy convictions. With over 150 recorded conversations and meetings with sellers and buyers in Russia and the United States, there should be enough evidence in the hopper to put this slime ball away. I’m hoping it will be for the rest of his natural life.

In full agreement here, Zenster, and I also wanted to add that this was the first thread title in the Pit that has made me laugh in a long, long time.

They probably didn’t reel him in until they’d gotten everything they could.

It’s fine and all to be pissed at Lakhani, but as a Hindu, I find this thread title offensive.

Zenster, you might not know this, but I’m about as anti-death penalty and pacifist (usually) as they come.

I’m almost of the mindset that he should (IMO) be killed for this. But then that would be entirely too easy to do (the main reasons I think he should die are not only this incident but the possibility of future ones) … to let him off like that.

So I say we do what they did in Pirates of the Carribean:

put him on a deserted island with a gun containing exactly one bullet (and we make sure no Rum traders are in the area).

(spoiler because it could reveal part of the movie to someone who didn’t know)

I hear there are any number of islands being formed each day from volcanic eruptions undersea. I’m sure he’ll be happy to let us know when the magma cools underfoot.

Looks to be nothing more than a sting operation, created by the government and used for propaganda purposes.

Oh, grow a skin. He’s very clearly referring to the person specifically named in the OP, so don’t go getting your panties in a wad.

I don’t have my panties in a wad. Was I hysterical or rude? Maybe you’re the one who should grow a skin.

Portraying Shiva as an entity who whould stick his arms up anyone’s ass is IMO offensive. Some Hindus won’t find it offensive, some will. However, if the OP wishes to offend Hindus, then this is certainly one way to do it.

I would be wholeheartedly surprised if Zenster meant to offend Hindus. Or anyone other than Hemant Lakhani (and cohorts, perhaps).

I wouldn’t be shocked (well, not very shocked) if someone posted a thread involving Jesus or God sticking their arms up someone’s ass. People’ll post anything around here. We’re equal opportunity sacriligists.

Then again, someone would probably protest that it was inappropriate in response. So this thread is right on track. So… I don’t actually have a point, no.

I don’t think it was intentional, which is why I calmly pointed it out. However, I do notice that there are many threads started in the BBQPit concerning criminal activity which do not mention J*sus sticking his arms up somebody’s a**.

I don’t recall threads titled:

May the 2 arms of J*sus Reach Up Your A**, Kobe.

But, whatever. You are free to denigrate my religion. I, of course, am free to tell you that you are doing so.

I don’t think that was his intention. It’s just that Jesus has only two arms, and for a carpenter they’re surprisingly slender.

From what I understand, Shiva would be very happy to stick her amrs up anyone’s ass and then tear them apart from the inside. She’s very inventively violent, Shiva.

Its your God, don’t complain to me when we say she’s a bloody psycho.

I think Kali has more arms than Shiva, and she’s got a hotter temper.

And it could be offensive. If it had been Jesus pulling out someones lower intestines, I’m sure there’d be complaints.

I think you have your gods confused. Shiva isn’t female and while he is associated with destruction, said destruction is also associated with being the necessary precursor to creation. Also, among other things, Shiva destroys evil and ignorance. So while dark-aspected in a sense, he is not necessarily malevolent.

My ( probably imperfect ) understanding, anyway. I’m happy to take correction on the matter.

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I’m not an American, but even so I quite fail to feel sorry for a fellow who would sell a missile for the known purpose of killing a planeload of civilians - even if the missile is a fake, and even if the whole thing was set-up by the cops.

Assuming he actually did what they said, good riddance to bad rubbish. Maybe his example will deter others from trying to make money in this abomitable way.

As for the Shiva title, maybe a better way of putting it would be “may Shiva the destroyer cleanse the world of you”.

Oh boy, why do I feel we are getting hoodwinked.

As opposed to the vengeful, inconsistent, bloody-thirsty God of the Old Testament?

I too seriously doubt Zenster meant to offend but while Lakhani is in prison how about “May 100 Arms with Shivs Reach Up Your Ass”?
No I don’t want him raped, just menudo’d.

I’m curious about this. Do you mean regarding this thread or the sting operation? I don’t know much about it, but do you think there are shady underpinnings? I can’t keep up with all the shit going on in the world.