I trust you’re not assuming I’m a clean fairy! Not only do I not do windows…
Sorry, Rue - I’m not hijacking your warm seasonal thread… really, I’m not!!
…hijacking… hijack…
I’ve heard of these words, but I’m not sure what they mean in a thread context. And I’ve got this one place on my back i just can’t seem to get clean enough. Oh, how I wish the Clean Fairy could help me! (It would give me warm seasonal feelings too.)
-Rue.
Rue, ya know I love ya more than my luggage, and I’d do anything for ya! But I don’t clean my own house, or my own back… Tell ya what - you do mine and I’ll do yours! You go first!
[sub]Does that sound as naughty as I think it sounds?!?
So… If I clean your house, you’ll clean mine? Is there a catch somewhere?
No catch at all, my dear. The key is under the mat - you can go ahead and start before I get home. Yeah - start without me…
Swampbear has an announcement:
I cleaned the bathroom and kitchen last night. Used soap and everything. This morning I washed my coffee pot, filter basket and mug! <gasp> I even put em where they are supposed to be. Heck, I even made up the bed. Have I been possessed? Did the smell of Pine-Sol cause some latent cleaning gene to rear its head?
I need a six pack and a bag of Chips Ahoy to bring me back to reality!