Mayor McCheese

I was reading the straight dope about h.R. Pufnstuf and McDonaldland, and I have come to the conclusion that there was an assassination that was covered up by McDonaldland CIA agents. What happened to Mayr McCheese? I don’t ever remeber this guy. when Cecil talked about him I was just like wuh? whos that? I have been around that long, I’m c. 1985, but maybe someone could tell me when he disappeared. that’d be good. thanx everyone!!!

Unfortunately, the good citizens of McDonaldland were fed up with the crime wave epitomized by the nefarious Cheeseburglar, and booted him (the Mayor) out of office. And whatever happened to the Cheeseburglar? McCheese’s successor promised to crack down on crime, and he (the Cheeseburglar) now resides in McStatePen.

God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
Neitzsche is God. -Dead

Not quite on-topic but sort of related:

There was a top ten list on Letterman of Ronald McDonald’s top ten fears. One of them was Mayor McCheese’s nude, lifeless body being found in a seedy downtown motel. Kind of funny in a sick, Bob Crane sort of way.

No, no, no! The true story as revealed to me by none other than Ron Regean. He claims to have been told the story, by his father Ronald, shortly after the Iran Contra affair.

The following is a direct transcription of the tapes. Ollie North also claims to have a copy of this tape.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Guy wrote:

Would that be a sesame seedy motel?

Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.

I’ve been trying to figure out for at least a decade what the name of that damned Big Mac cop was. Also, what were those stupid goblin things called–they looked like blue or purple rag mops–everyone I ask either looks at me as if I’ve grown another head or says they were the “Fry Guys.” That doesn’t sound right to me. Also, WTF was up with Grimace? What was he? I guess some sort of partially evolved precursor to that most evil of creatures, Barney.

I just reread this, and I really need to get out more.

They are the fry guys!

I treated Art as the supreme reality, and life as a mere mode of fiction–Oscar Wilde

I just figured Mayor McCheese had to resign after he got caught putting his pickle in the wrong bun.

Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green

you can find the cop’s name [here]( +In+McDonaldland,+what’s+the+name+of+the+cop%3F&top=).

I hope this works.

Darn it! Just cut and paste. THAT works, I tried it.

Now if someone can tell me why the Hamburglar always runs around saying “robble robble”…

Huh huh huh huh Hamburglar.

The Onion had an article a while back about the Hamburgler urging congress to “Robble Robble”, but I can’t seem to find it now.

Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.

Having scrubbed many and many a time the infant highchairs in my local McDonald’s during the late 70s, when I was a teenage fascist, the doggerel verse incribed thereon still haunts me late at night…

“Who’s big and round and full of fun?
Who’s shaped like a great big hamburger bun?
Who else has a job that’s a super breeze?
Who else,” says Ronald, “but Mayor McCheese?”