McCain's Irish joke

[treis]

It’s not really an Irish joke. You can replace “Irish” and “whiskey” with “French” and “Wine”, or “Russian” and “Vodka”. It’s just a joke that happens to have the main characters as Irish.

[Oy]

Very funny joke, though.

[An_Gadai]

@Ferret_Herder

From here, since my memory wasn’t good enough to handle it:

My friend told me this happened in real life, however the reason the guys were confused was because of senility.

[wolfman]

I was thinking of a different O’Malley twins joke.

An American on business walks into a bar, and grabs a drink. To identicle men walk inseperately, silently grab a beer, drink it together, then walk out, all in about 1 minute. The American asks what’s up.

The bartender says “those are the O’Malley twins, Sean and Paddy. Their wives wont let them hang out together so they have to meet once a year quickly for their tradition.”

Exactly one year later he is back at the same bar. One of the men walks in, drinks two beers and walks out. When the American asks what is up. the bartender says “Paddy died last month, so Sean drinks one for him to keep tradition”.
Exactly another year later He is back in town on business again. The same guy walks in, drinks a beer and a glass of water and walks out. The bartender leans over to the American and says. "Sean’s doctor told him if he drinks anymore beer he will die, so he only drinks water now, But Paddy is never gonna give up the booze.

[Zoe]

Oy!: It’s OK to tell Irish jokes, because McCain is Irish, everyone is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day, no one believes Irish jokes, and no one in the US discriminates against the Irish now - they did in the 19th century, but now it’s, if anything, an advantage to be Irish. Most bigotry is toward the poor of the ethnic group in any case - money ameliorates an amazing degree of whatever quality your ethnicity is supposed to carry with it.

Have you forgotten that the women of various ethnic groups are still discriminated against? And so are the men in many ways such as in family court when he wants custody of his child.

And there is still discrimination between Irish Catholics and Irish Protestants.

[Bam_Boo_Gut]

@wolfman

I was thinking of a different O’Malley twins joke.

An American on business walks into a bar, and grabs a drink. To identicle men walk inseperately, silently grab a beer, drink it together, then walk out, all in about 1 minute. The American asks what’s up.

The bartender says “those are the O’Malley twins, Sean and Paddy. Their wives wont let them hang out together so they have to meet once a year quickly for their tradition.”

Exactly one year later he is back at the same bar. One of the men walks in, drinks two beers and walks out. When the American asks what is up. the bartender says “Paddy died last month, so Sean drinks one for him to keep tradition”.
Exactly another year later He is back in town on business again. The same guy walks in, drinks a beer and a glass of water and walks out. The bartender leans over to the American and says. "Sean’s doctor told him if he drinks anymore beer he will die, so he only drinks water now, But Paddy is never gonna give up the booze.

Never heard this as the O"Malley twins, but that’s the best telling of that joke I’ve heard. I love ethnic jokes but I wouldn’t run for president and use them.

I’m English born and bred but my Irish mother says if you can’t laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@DanBlather

So the son of a rich WASP ex-president, a multi-millionaire Irishman, and a black guy from a single-parent family go into a bar. The bartender turns to the black guy and says “Sorry, we don’t serve elitists here”.

I’ll be quoting this joke. Any by “quoting” I mean “stealing.”

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Zoe

And there is still discrimination between Irish Catholics and Irish Protestants.

In Ireland, mayhap. Does that happen in the US?

[Oy]

@Zoe

Have you forgotten that the women of various ethnic groups are still discriminated against? And so are the men in many ways such as in family court when he wants custody of his child.

Yes, I was thinking in terms of ethnic or nationally based discrimination as opposed to gender-based discrimination, which is still alive and well.

[An_Gadai]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

In Ireland, mayhap. Does that happen in the US?

It’s not present legally in Ireland anymore other than perhaps that schools are for the most part religious entities in the Republic.

[An_Gadai]

Irishman’s McCain Joke.
McCain: Just as well we’re pro-life.
Palin: Yeah otherwise we’d have to abort this campaign.

(Stolen from Phoenix Magazine)