#McConnelling

Bo’s #McConnelling #6 - McConnell Likes Them Girls (NSFW) (totally inspired by reading HLV’s post above; I’m glad you didn’t pick this one, Happy!)

Mitch McConnell — Dragonborn!

Okay here’s my attempt Pink Floyd Says it best.

#McConnelling - I Touch Myself

My Boy Lollipop

Done

Oh, I think we can do better than that. How about Stuck in the Middle With You?

Oh I got one-Smells Like Nirvana.

[I don’t have time this morning to play with this, as work beckons…]

Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes

My take. (I’m a sucker for classic Americana.)

OK this one matches up so well, it’s freaky.

The Search is Over

If only I could splice a little shirtless Putin in with this one, it’d be perfect:

McConnell’s working for the weekend

When I see Mitch smile

Bitches Ain’t Shit

I’m hoping this gives you McC the Knife and can’t believe I’m the first to come up with it.

On edit, I’m claiming a thread win.

McConnell is getting great publicity from this. I’d consider the election won if I were him.

Well, I didn’t get the thing to sync up timewise, but I think this song works great.
ETA: Aw shit, somebody beat me to it.

Mitch wanna do bad things with you.

And he’s found a reason to believe.

If songs with “Eyes” are the most effective (as Jon Stewart claims), then how about She’s got Bette Davis Eyes?

Or One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater?

Or Heart’s These Dreams (go on when I close my eyes)?

I tried that one, and it didn’t just didn’t seem to fit well.

Mitchy Smile