did you notice in those ads no one actually wants those damn “chicken selects”? it’s just a commercial with borderline sociopaths yelling out threats to imaginary chicken thiefs.
also, if these are the “selects”, where does that leave the “nuggets”? didn’t they upgrade to 100% actual chicken-like parts just recently?
mcdonalds is the worst. there’s no way they’ll ever get an adult customer base. the food sucks worse than burger king. at least a whopper has a taste to go along with those 547 fat grams. i don’t know why mcdonalds abandoned the youth-centric advertising of the 80’s. when i was little that’s the only place i ever wanted to eat. i’m sure it was all because of ronald, grimace, the hamburgler, and the fry guys. i really can’t remember EATING there, just running around in the playground.