You people!
I found it funny, once I realised what he was doing.
Of course, I didn’t have the patience to finish it. Boy, that’s hard reading!
WTF was that???
Now, now, it’s not the Pit, but we can have a merry game. Why, how often do you get to whack a concrete pinata?
Besides, how often has a Doper tried to pay tribute to an active thread in the style of e.e. cummings as interpreted by Bj0rn?
My eyes and head hurt.
First swing at the concrete pinata, anyone?
Veb
:sigh:
Forgot to take the yellow pill again, eh concrete?
thumper’s mom, thumper’s mom, thumper’s mom, thumper’s mom, thumper’s mom, thumper’s mom,…
Alright Alright… Spokesmodel for the Hags of the Straight Dope is here. I only have a few things to say. First of all… I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off at this thread. I did a little research and found that in a previous thread posted by concrete, entitled, “So it’s all true” He writes, “The Hags of Straight Dope are plotting to take over this board…where does that leave us red-blooded chauvinistic pigs?” Hmmm… is this a little fear that I sense? Is big bad concrete afraid of a few women? We have a fine group of men in our boys auxillary as well. They don’t seem to have a problem with our harmless group of hags. :o) Fill out an application and join…everyone’s doing it! :o) I realize this isn’t the BBQ pit and I’m saying this the nicest way that I can. I do find that another previous thread posted by Concrete himself sums him up when he writes…“I’m a big fat un-funny loser.”
::applauds::
Good job, Fishie! I knew I hired you for a reason!
I’m so glad to see that I’m not the only person who had problems reading this post. I can manage to make sense of it, but only very slowly, and I must admit, that I lost interest before I went very far. At first, I thought there was a secret language to go with the secret handshake…
learae
MY opinion, not that ANYONE wants or requests it (invisions a future quote cut here) Is that most of you all are being a bunch of whiny fucking crybabies. “Oh my God (or god or godless or there is no god or include all gods) This guy posted like three or four things that I wasnt amused by!! What a fucking troll… I wish he would jump out a window and die the stupid troll fucker!”
Most of this shit I cant believe is even coming from you posters that I admire. (no I am not assuming you think of me as anything but a troll either.)
From what I have seen (mpsims and GQ is all I go to) concrete is a humerous poster. I have laughed at more of his shit then I have not. When he was calling everyone bastards, I could see the humor in that (it was better then most saturday night live skits, IMHO).
Give me examples of the famous trolls the SDMB has seen and then apply those same basis to concrete, then tell me if this is someone that is a troll or someone who you havent found most threads to your “amusement” or the quality of your L “standards”. Anyone could qualify for that.
I for one think it would be a shame to lose an “off the wall, stir things up, and for Gods sake make a board interesting” poster like concrete.
And guess what… I dont care what you think of me for saying so. 
Yeah!!
Geez people calm down! It’s just a message board it’s not life or death! I really think concrete is an amusing poster. Just because he doesnt take everything 100% seriously all the time doesn’t mean he’s a troll. If you don’t like what a particular poster says then don’t pay attention to it. Don’t go spouting off “I wish he would jump off a roof and never bother us again.” If you read the post in the pit about concrete you will find that a lot of people think concrete is pretty funny. I for one happen to be one of them
So… LIGHTEN UP!!!
BTW I still have now idea what the hell concrete is talking bout 
Well, this has taken an interesting turn. It appears to me that the evil troll word is being bandied about by concrete’s supporters more frequently than by his detractors. That seems a tad ironic to me. You will note, I did not apply that label.
I can appreciate that some of you people may find this humorous and that’s fine, I suppose. I just don’t see poorly formatted, bot-generated crap like this as humor. It’s unoriginal, juvenile and tedious. If that’s humor to you, fine. Enjoy.
To me, though, this type of posting is just one small step above spam and I shall continue to treat it and attack it as such. That is my prerogative. In fact, given the nature and stated purpose of this message board, it may be reasonable to conclude this is my duty.
Uncle Beer - always the voice of reason. If you were here, I’d hug you man.
I guess I missed the funny part, eh?
nevermind what infinite monkeys at infinite typwriters can produce,
heres a great example of what one monkey at a keyboard can do
Hmm. Apparently, the squirrel and beeline is rather easily amused.
Hey guys, pull my finger.
What UncleBeer said.
I, too, never called him a troll. He’s just an idiot. And he may be amusing in other threads (where, I don’t know, as he’s never impressed me one way or the other, which in and of itself is fairly pathetic), but in this particular instance/thread, he’s an idiot.
But I repeat myself.
Esprix
You wouldnt believe how many shiny objects kept me in rapture in the past Wally! 
::Looks longingly at shiny object in the window::
I’m all for cut & paste, translate, retranslate, shine, polish, buff, regurgitate, carburator overhaul and any other virtual linguistic tornado the language can succumb itself unto. That’s fun! Concrete’s ain’t. It’s just the discovery of a new toy, and pretty sterile. Repetitive and snooze inducing.
Wish William Burroughs were here to send him a razor-laced postcard from the Bunker.