All too hoftun, some
people attempt to make
a ruk by hattakin hand
dissing those who hold
opposin views. Hags of
da Straigh erbal
remedy’s utterances is a
wicked example. But
before me continue,
allow me to
hexplain dat Hags of da
Straigh erbal remedy
says dat it understands
da difference between
civilitazion and
savagery. dat is da
mostest despicable lie
me have heva heard on
me entire life. Hags of da
Straigh Dope’s
cronies have already
started to desecrate
personal religious
objects. da result:
habsotule vapidity, rude
and mad cacophony, lak
hof persolanity,
monotony, and boredom.
Anyone wiv a IQ two
points higha than a
wet sponge’s knows dat
me shall do me utmost
to push da henvepole on
our knowledge of da
world around us. But,
evun so, irrational
fork-tongued blusterers,
more than any udder
segment of da
poputalion, dig to
exercise bof subtlety and
thoroughness on
managin bof da news
and da entertainment
dat gets presented to us.
dat fact may not be
pleasant, but hit is ha
fact regardless of our
wishes on da matta,
man.
Hags of da Straigh erbal
remedy thinks dat it is its
moral impetarive to
leave ha massiv part hof
dis turf's male poputalion
dislotaced hand
disillusioned. Howeva,
its goals is a blokish
predatory-to-the-core
orgy of
absotulism. me will not
say wot is right hand wot
is wrong whun it comes
to Hags hof da Straigh
erbal remedy's
reinterpretations of
historic events. But me
will say hone thing:
There is a format Hags of
da Straigh Dope
should follow for its next
literary endeavor. It
involves a topic
sentence and helping
facts, man. Fascism
doesn't wurk. So why
does Hags of da Straigh
erbal remedy clin to it. Is
it coz I is black? Let me
borrow yous a hint: me
would dig to make this
clear, so dat those who
do not understand deepa
messages embedded
within sarcastic irony --
and yous know who me
is referrin to -- can
process me point. As ha
partin thought, rememba
dat wiv dat kind of
thinkin, Hags of da
Straigh erbal remedy's
lakeys argue, hagainst a
steady accretion of facts
of already mountainous
proportions, dat we'd all
be betta off if they'd just
brainwash da masses
into submission.
[ul][li]You’re an idiot.[/li]
[li]What the hell are you talking about?[/li]
[li]You’re a moron.[/li]
[li]If you don’t like a thread, don’t read it.[/li]
[li]You’re an ass.[/li]
[li]Creating a thread to talk about not liking another thread makes you look like a jerk.[/li]
[li]You’re an imbicile.[/li]
[li]If you were attempting some kind of humor and/or wit and/or sarcasm and/or irony in your post, you failed miserably.[/li]
[li]You’re a halfwit.[/li]
[li]Go away.[/ul][/li]
Esprix
My assumption is that concrete found one of those pages where you can translate text from one style to another. Instead of going from English to German and back, it looks like he may have found one that translates from English to rastafarian or something.
For example, at Universal Translator, you can translate any website into a special type of speak. Granted, SqrlCub would enjoy the Smurf option, but otherwise, it gets old after a few sentences.
Hmmmm, wasn’t it just the other day you wanted to “hucklebuck” all of the “hags?”
Concrete, why in the goddamned hell do you keep posting this juvenile diarrhea? I hope you know what an annoying little pest you’ve become. You are nothing more than the fucking gum on the hot macadam I stepped in the other day. I keep trying to scrape you off the bottom of my shoe every time you tell us you are leaving, but there’s always a little bit left. I wouldn’t even compare you to dogshit that I’ve stepped in. At least dogshit has an odor, or character to it, very much unlike a piece of worn-out flavorless chewing gum.
note to self, add Esprix and blueslady to list of favorite posters, put 2 stars next to UncleBeer’s name.
Concrete, come here hon, I wanna show you something. Look down at your keyboard , see all the buttons with numbers , letters, symbols and some with words on them ?
Good, now I’m gonna show you a neat trick. press control, alt and delete all at once. No hon it won’t hurt. It’s a magic trick. When you are done with that, reach over and unplug the computer. Then pick it up , take it outside and throw it off the roof.
