Me love you long time.
2 Live Crew, but a better version is from 2 Live Jews, scroll down to song four.
Otherwise, hope your pub crawl was fun.
Sadly, I’m completely sober.
OK then…two words:
Internet Porn
Internet porn so cheap and nasty. Me five dollar! Extra good!
(Think I spent too long in South East Asia.)
So, my shameless plug for my new website has been fun to watch on Google analytics…I have had over 500 hits in less than a week!
However, I seem to be a big hit in Lod, Israel! Three hits in that town/village alone!
To all my fans in Lod, thank you and Shalom!
And if you ever get to Las Vegas, I know some really good Jewish deli’s here.
The website:
DMark’s Las Vegas
Oh, crap on a stick…that last post was supposed to be a new thread, but maybe it is a sign…
Me so stupid…me push wrong button long time.
Maybe I should just go look at some porn and go away…
Me say bye bye.
Er…so am I. I found $4.65 in change around the house. When can you be here?
Me so sexy me make you confuse!
No betenoir you no cheat me. Five dollar or no sucky!
This thread bothers me on many levels.
Maybe you need massage?
You want massage?
Sampled from Full Metal Jacket, of course.
Oh, you like DVD? Have DVD too. CD DVD what you want.
Me WAS so horny. Me have husband. Husband compliant. It’s all better now.
The dog certainly gets quite affronted when removed from the bed, however.
Now: me so hungry. Turkey in oven. House smell like turkey. I have some cashews, but I want that turkey.
On a serious note: I have a husband, a dog and a turkey roasting in the oven. I give thanks today.
You want me and dog? You dirty. Twenny dollar.
Must be a bloody big oven.
Some threads are too mundane, even for MPSIMS.
Cajun Man
for the SDMB