Sean Connery, if he puts on about thirty pounds…
Dr. Fidelius, Charlatan
Associate Curator Anomalous Paleontology, Miskatonic University
“There’s a Seeker born every minute.”
Steven Wright, definitely. 
Not to sound superficial, but I think looks count as much as attitude in this sort of thing. Why the hell did Donald O’Connor get the title role in THE BUSTER KEATON STORY?
Uke
Hafta be Janeane Garofalo for me…
Slythe, if Jeff Goldblum is playing you, I want to be your date at the premiere. Yum.
Veni, Vidi, Visa … I came, I saw, I bought.
Stevie Rave, you really better hope you don’t look like Matt Damon from the educational series “Voyage of the Mimi.”
(He was about 9 years old)
Like I said, Jack Nicholson would play me for attitude. Well, actually, that’s just for the cool scenes. The rest of the time, I’d pick Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) to play me in the many silly scenes.
If for looks, it would have to be, ahem, Brad Pitt. Okay, okay, maybe Gilbert Godfried.
I don’t know who first said “everyone’s a critic,” but I think it’s a really stupid saying.
Hate to say it, folks - MPSIMS.
Sure … that’s it. Chicken out and throw it into my baliwick! <g>
Anyway, in answer to the question … Danny Kaye.
Saint Eutychus
www.disneyshorts.org
pete,
I think you are thinking of Ben Affleck, I don’t think Matt Damon had anything to do with Mimi.
pat
Valerie Bertinelli is who I supposedly look like, but I want Meg Ryan or Sandra Bullock.
trisha
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice - Albert Einstein
ashley judd
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kelly mcgillis about 15 years ago
Last year, just about everyone I know who saw Titanic told me I look like Kate Winslet. Once, I was waiting for a table at a restaurant, and noticed a boy about 9 years old staring at me. I smiled at him, and looked away. I looked again, and he came over. ‘Lady’ he said, ‘you look just like the lady in Titanic.’ I told him everyone tells me that, and then I asked him to guess what my name was. When I told him it was Rose, he got very excited, jumping up and down. His father then pulled him away, and said ‘you know, you really do look like her’. Needless to say, my ego was boosted the rest of the night.
Mr Twylight looks like Kenneth Branaugh (sp?) in Frankenstein.
“I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time…”
The women in my book discussion group told me I look like Mira Sorvino. I think they are being overly flattering, when you consider that I’m probably about 10 yrs. older than she is.
I’m tall and “dark blond”–so I think Glenn Close, probably.
Gail
“Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you, my friend–
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again…”
-Steely Dan
O.K. on the move, Nicky, but answer the question! :).
Joan Cusack
Oh God, jazzmine! Are you married?
Sherry Stringfield
Winona Ryder. But that’s probably wishful thinking.