If they made a bio-flick of your life, who would play you? (hybrids are ok)
Take Kathy Najimi and Alyson Hannigan and mix’em together - pour out and devide in half - you get me.
Take 2c Harvey Fierstein, lightly breaded
Fold into 2c Don Rickles
Toss lightly with 1c Diamanda Galas, shredded
Sprinkle with a soupcon of Mel Torme
Roast over a Truman Capote fire
Baste lightly with Marilyn Manson
Serve immediately on a steaming bed of Orson Welles.
Serves everyone.
Take John Goodman, straighten his hair, teach him to talk through his nose, and you have me if I had been born 16 years earlier.
Some people think I look like the jewish hardware store owner in Deadwood (Mr Star is is?). So I guess he has the role.
Well, I’ve been compared to Gregory Peck and Robert de Niro, but my own choice would be Cary Grant.
Fuck! I feel better now.
Take Janeane Garofalo, give her a Louise Brooks haircut from the 1920’s, age them both by another twenty-five years.
Someone once told me Sigourney Weaver would play me in his life story – I can live with that.
That brilliant author Eve (buy her books now) said I looked like a cross between Dylan McDermott and Ewan McGregor. I’ll buy that. 
Kate Winslet. People have told me I look like her, plus I bet she can do a good Canadian accent. I think she would also be good at making me appear smart. If she could do Iris Murdoch and Anne Perry, I’m sure she could be an exact me with no problem. Maybe she could bring a little dignity to my story. But at the same time, add comedy. She can be very funny.
Or Renee Zelwegger would be nice. She doesn’t look like me but I liked her gumption in Cold Mountain and it would be quite flattering if she could do the same thing with my story. It would probably need to be a completely made up story of me though. Which I’m fine with.
John Cusack, voice dubbed by Christian Slater.
Zach Braff, after growing a beard and putting on a little weight.
Meld Hervé Villechaize and Ricardo Montalban together, throw in a dash of Shatner’s “KHAN!!!”
Although he doesn’t quite look like, attitude and personality and physical presence (height) wise I think William Hurt would do the best job of capturing me. Physically if you made Bruce Willis 6’3" and 225 lbs he’d probably be the closest physical resemblance.
Jake Gyllenhaal. He doesn’t really look like me but I can see him capuring my personality and mannerisms.
If I were to go purely on looks it’d be a tough decision because I don’t really think any actor looks like me. Matthew McConaughey is exactly the right height with a similar hair colour but is a little slimmer (20lbs maybe). I’m not nearly as handsome I don’t think but what the viewing public doesn’t know won’t hurt them.
Gillian Anderson with blonde hair. She would play me.
A combination of Kathy Najimy, Reese Witherspoon and Jodie Foster.
If I have casting control, Abraham Benrubi with a beard.
If reality holds sway, Wayne Knight. With a beard.
Melissa Gilbert, hands down.
If Nicole Kidman could put on about 60lbs for the role, she could play me. When I was younger and skinny, I used to get told I looked like “that girl that married Tom Cruise”…tells you how long ago that was.
So long ago that it would have been Mimi Rogers?
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